I never thought I would stumble upon a reasonable solution to peace in the Middle East, but Finally I have found it:
Send Atheistic and Secular missionaries over there to spread the good word. Let those guys know that they don’t have to kill or die in the name of some being they’ve never seen. Tell the brethren that life was made to live, not to waste bowing down, chanting and reading some dusty old book. Let them know it’s OK to admit that nobody knows Ultimate Truth for sure. Encourage them to embrace the mystery, not jihad, not Allah. Dying in the name of religion is for chumps!
I bet not one of them will wind up like this.
Or this
They all be successful in their mission because Islamofascists are ever so tolerant of the free exchange of ideas. They are so open minded toward alternate points of view. Most of all, they are among the most non-violent, peace loving folks you could ever meet.
2004–2008
5 responses so far ↓
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fmragtops
// Dec 21, 2006 at 12:57 am
Well, at the very least we’d be able to off load some burdensome human refuse.
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The Emerson Avenger
// Dec 22, 2006 at 12:07 am
Any chance that evangelical fundamentalist atheist Richard Dawkins might volunteer his services to that noble cause?
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Feverish Retard
// Dec 22, 2006 at 9:29 am
Well, it would appear YOU have a better idea.
I’m waiting eagerly to hear it. Not really.. I’ll likely forget this worthless site within minutes.
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Feverish Retard
// Dec 22, 2006 at 11:36 am
…and how do you “solve peace?”
Please, oh brilliant douchebag. Answer that.
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RT - Chief Mongress
// Dec 25, 2006 at 1:39 am
Feverish retard lied…hence, the retard part.
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