You ask how our lives have improved due to the War on Terror? I can honestly feel safer knowing our troops are there making democracy happen in the Middle East. In turn, this makes me feel more stable here at home. I also appreciate our government taking a pro-active approach instead of reactive. I do not want another attack on innocent Americans in our country and thanks to our soldiers who are there in Iraq that seems less likely.

I’m all for invading France, just cuz, but can we give it back to the French after we win? This way we don’t have to spend any money on them.

Plus, as an added bonus,it’d be really embarrasing for them when we roll through and then say, “Hey, we don’t want your lameass country, we just want you to keep your smugnoxious pieholes shut.”

By the way, I’m really trying to spread the word smugnoxious around the blogosphere, so feel free to help if you think it’s worthy. (I usually put a superscript TM after it.) I’ve used it 4 or 5 times but it hasn’t gotten any traction yet. I think it’s the perfect word to describe liberals and Europeans.

Oil Oppression…

For centuries maniacal dictators, hippies, and wild animals have led an oppressive movement that has injured the world.

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I like the way he thinks too. If you want him for your second, you have my support.

Exactly. We must use the pillaged oil to plunder more oil. I like the way you think, Mike. Perhaps you could be Undersecratary of the Department of Stealing Oil from Other Countries.

Very good point Mike. If you can’t use your oil for constructive purposes, like stealing oil from other countries, then that oil is being oppressed, and must be saved by the US!

Damn those carribou. They must die. We must have the oil. And we will use that oil to fuel our planes and tanks as we jump over to take down Russia. Those commies don’t need the oil. They don’t drive big SUV’s like we do. They horde it and sell it for a profit. What fun is that? What fun is having oil if you’re not going to use it to conquer smaller countries and take their oil?

Let’s go. My big ass SUV is gettin thirsty and I need to squish more hippies.

I think it is time for me to join the “my war for oil” blogroll!! Especially with my cousin in the “shit” as they call it! Just so her going over there is for a reason now! Give me that cheap oil now!!!

Hey, Saudi Arabia has lots of oil being oppressed by the islamofascists. we need to free that oil from the brutal rule of the Saudi Monarchy.