Political Humor | Flame War Parody #1 Mom Vs. Apple Pie

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Flame War Parody #1 Mom Vs. Apple Pie

28 Responses to “Flame War Parody #1 Mom Vs. Apple Pie”

  1. RT says:

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    Apple Pie. My mom is the daughter of an immigrant.

  2. Skul says:

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    YAY!! Tard fight is on!

    Pumpkin pie.

  3. Skul says:

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    Well Chris, I guess you could have your pie and eat it too.

    Oh Boy, gutter dive.

  4. Chris C says:

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    Apple pie because you can have s3x with it. Ok, I guess you could plow your mom but that would be way too weird and wrong. Go for the pie.

  5. richj says:

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    Your mom knows what kind of pie I like.

  6. RT says:

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    I can’t have sex with pie. More things guys can do that I can’t. Damnit!

  7. Vampireklown says:

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    Well my mudder is a naturlalized citizen so she actually has papers to prove she’s American so I’d have to say that apple pie is a PINKO COMMIE FAG!!!!!!!!

  8. Vampireklown says:

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    RT you could have oral sex wit a pie. I mean it would pretty much be one sided, but hey how’s that different than doin it with a guy? Am I right? heh heh yeah we’re pigs

  9. von says:

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    I don’t know, but you’re gay!

  10. RT says:

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    VKlown:
    Yeah, you’re right, but there’s still gotta be something in it for me.

  11. von says:

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    THis is the most retarded retarded argument evar!

  12. Skul says:

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    Not considering baseball as not being most American just isn’t cricket.

  13. RT says:

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    And football isn’t rugby.

  14. Pope Terry says:

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    RT, well the pie would most likely enjoy it, and you just get to eat pie… stop being so selfish.

    What if mom made the apple pie but shes a swedish immigant, dam those immigants, and screw the swedes

  15. kate says:

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    VKlown:
    Yeah, you’re right, but there’s still gotta be something in it for me.

    Ha! Since when did a guy ever care if the woman got something out of it? See, if a woman has sex with the pie, even if the pie can’t return the favor, the guy is still happier than a pig in shit if he gets to watch. :p

  16. RT says:

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    I don’t like pie.

  17. Vampirklown says:

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    I know you are but what am I. Stop gaying youself,Stop gaying yourself.

  18. kate says:

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    I don’t like pie either, RT.

  19. diesel says:

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    Well, apple pie would never run off with an insurance salesman from Duluth.

  20. Vampireklown says:

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    WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON?!
    HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE PIE?! I MEAN COM”ON!
    and diesel don’t be so sure just look at the state of medical insurance these days A pie could do worse.

  21. RT says:

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    Corn dogs are very American and I like them!

  22. kate says:

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    LOL, RT.

    I agree. Corn dogs are good. :p

  23. RT says:

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    Good flavor.

  24. Pope Terry says:

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    Show me these corn dogs, I insist on seeing evidence of their patriotic and corny behavior. The real arguement is what did I see Mom doing with the corn dogs and Augusto Pinoche?

  25. jt says:

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    The simple fact that you have to have a “rules” post about the Sunday Retarded Argument post makes it all the more retarded.

    Just saying…

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    [...] Sunday Retarded Argument #1 [...]

  27. Skul says:

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    Oh Nooooees.

  28. Vampireklown says:

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    “26 Apple Pie Declared More American Than Mom In Controversial Vote // Dec 4, 2007 at 1:58 pm

    […] Sunday Retarded Argument #1 […]”

    That is SO RETARDED!

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