Flame War Parody #1 Mom Vs. Apple Pie
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This weeks topic is: Which is more American: Mom or Apple Pie?
Discuss.
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Apple Pie. My mom is the daughter of an immigrant.
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YAY!! Tard fight is on!
Pumpkin pie.
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Well Chris, I guess you could have your pie and eat it too.
Oh Boy, gutter dive.
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Apple pie because you can have s3x with it. Ok, I guess you could plow your mom but that would be way too weird and wrong. Go for the pie.
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Your mom knows what kind of pie I like.
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I can’t have sex with pie. More things guys can do that I can’t. Damnit!
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Well my mudder is a naturlalized citizen so she actually has papers to prove she’s American so I’d have to say that apple pie is a PINKO COMMIE FAG!!!!!!!!
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RT you could have oral sex wit a pie. I mean it would pretty much be one sided, but hey how’s that different than doin it with a guy? Am I right? heh heh yeah we’re pigs
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I don’t know, but you’re gay!
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VKlown:
Yeah, you’re right, but there’s still gotta be something in it for me.
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THis is the most retarded retarded argument evar!
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Not considering baseball as not being most American just isn’t cricket.
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And football isn’t rugby.
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RT, well the pie would most likely enjoy it, and you just get to eat pie… stop being so selfish.
What if mom made the apple pie but shes a swedish immigant, dam those immigants, and screw the swedes
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VKlown:
Yeah, you’re right, but there’s still gotta be something in it for me.
Ha! Since when did a guy ever care if the woman got something out of it? See, if a woman has sex with the pie, even if the pie can’t return the favor, the guy is still happier than a pig in shit if he gets to watch. :p
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I don’t like pie.
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I know you are but what am I. Stop gaying youself,Stop gaying yourself.
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I don’t like pie either, RT.
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Well, apple pie would never run off with an insurance salesman from Duluth.
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WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON?!
HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE PIE?! I MEAN COM”ON!
and diesel don’t be so sure just look at the state of medical insurance these days A pie could do worse.
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Corn dogs are very American and I like them!
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LOL, RT.
I agree. Corn dogs are good. :p
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Good flavor.
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Show me these corn dogs, I insist on seeing evidence of their patriotic and corny behavior. The real arguement is what did I see Mom doing with the corn dogs and Augusto Pinoche?
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The simple fact that you have to have a “rules” post about the Sunday Retarded Argument post makes it all the more retarded.
Just saying…
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[...] Sunday Retarded Argument #1 [...]
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Oh Nooooees.
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“26 Apple Pie Declared More American Than Mom In Controversial Vote // Dec 4, 2007 at 1:58 pm
[…] Sunday Retarded Argument #1 […]”
That is SO RETARDED!