Political Humor | Flame War Parody #1 Mom Vs. Apple Pie

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• 1 RT // Dec 2, 2007 at 8:51 am

  Apple Pie. My mom is the daughter of an immigrant.

• 2 Skul // Dec 2, 2007 at 12:53 pm

  YAY!! Tard fight is on!

  Pumpkin pie.

• 3 Chris C // Dec 2, 2007 at 1:12 pm

  Apple pie because you can have s3x with it. Ok, I guess you could plow your mom but that would be way too weird and wrong. Go for the pie.

• 4 Skul // Dec 2, 2007 at 2:02 pm

  Well Chris, I guess you could have your pie and eat it too.

  Oh Boy, gutter dive.

• 5 richj // Dec 2, 2007 at 3:34 pm

  Your mom knows what kind of pie I like.

• 6 RT // Dec 2, 2007 at 4:25 pm

  I can’t have sex with pie. More things guys can do that I can’t. Damnit!

• 7 Vampireklown // Dec 2, 2007 at 6:04 pm

  Well my mudder is a naturlalized citizen so she actually has papers to prove she’s American so I’d have to say that apple pie is a PINKO COMMIE FAG!!!!!!!!

• 8 Vampireklown // Dec 2, 2007 at 6:07 pm

  RT you could have oral sex wit a pie. I mean it would pretty much be one sided, but hey how’s that different than doin it with a guy? Am I right? heh heh yeah we’re pigs

• 9 von // Dec 2, 2007 at 7:14 pm

  I don’t know, but you’re gay!

• 10 RT // Dec 2, 2007 at 8:20 pm

  VKlown:
  Yeah, you’re right, but there’s still gotta be something in it for me.

• 11 von // Dec 2, 2007 at 10:13 pm

  THis is the most retarded retarded argument evar!

• 12 Skul // Dec 2, 2007 at 10:23 pm

  Not considering baseball as not being most American just isn’t cricket.

• 13 RT // Dec 3, 2007 at 12:03 am

  And football isn’t rugby.

• 14 Pope Terry // Dec 3, 2007 at 12:31 am

  RT, well the pie would most likely enjoy it, and you just get to eat pie… stop being so selfish.

  What if mom made the apple pie but shes a swedish immigant, dam those immigants, and screw the swedes

• 15 kate // Dec 3, 2007 at 1:00 am

  VKlown:
  Yeah, you’re right, but there’s still gotta be something in it for me.

  Ha! Since when did a guy ever care if the woman got something out of it? See, if a woman has sex with the pie, even if the pie can’t return the favor, the guy is still happier than a pig in shit if he gets to watch. :p

• 16 RT // Dec 3, 2007 at 6:00 am

  I don’t like pie.

• 17 Vampirklown // Dec 3, 2007 at 10:29 am

  I know you are but what am I. Stop gaying youself,Stop gaying yourself.

• 18 kate // Dec 3, 2007 at 11:09 am

  I don’t like pie either, RT.

• 19 diesel // Dec 3, 2007 at 7:43 pm

  Well, apple pie would never run off with an insurance salesman from Duluth.

• 20 Vampireklown // Dec 3, 2007 at 8:20 pm

  WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON?!
  HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE PIE?! I MEAN COM”ON!
  and diesel don’t be so sure just look at the state of medical insurance these days A pie could do worse.

• 21 RT // Dec 3, 2007 at 8:50 pm

  Corn dogs are very American and I like them!

• 22 kate // Dec 3, 2007 at 10:20 pm

  LOL, RT.

  I agree. Corn dogs are good. :p

• 23 RT // Dec 3, 2007 at 10:57 pm

  Good flavor.

• 24 Pope Terry // Dec 4, 2007 at 1:53 am

  Show me these corn dogs, I insist on seeing evidence of their patriotic and corny behavior. The real arguement is what did I see Mom doing with the corn dogs and Augusto Pinoche?

• 25 jt // Dec 4, 2007 at 1:34 pm

  The simple fact that you have to have a “rules” post about the Sunday Retarded Argument post makes it all the more retarded.

  Just saying…

• 26 Apple Pie Declared More American Than Mom In Controversial Vote // Dec 4, 2007 at 1:58 pm

  [...] Sunday Retarded Argument #1 [...]

• 27 Skul // Dec 4, 2007 at 4:36 pm

  Oh Nooooees.

• 28 Vampireklown // Dec 4, 2007 at 7:57 pm

  “26 Apple Pie Declared More American Than Mom In Controversial Vote // Dec 4, 2007 at 1:58 pm

  […] Sunday Retarded Argument #1 […]”

  That is SO RETARDED!

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