Flame War Parody #11 – Hybrid Cars
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Does buying a hybrid make you gay, or does being gay make you buy a hybrid?
Discuss.
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Category: Flame War Parody Tags: Flame War Parody, Humor
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This either confirms or denies the subject at hand… or something.
I guess I need to check to see if the automaker is “heterosexual-friendly”, the next time the spousal unit and I go to purchase a vehicle, instead of which vehicle is the safest/most economical for our needs.
As a side note: Do Peterbilt, Freightliner or any of the other big rig manufacturers make a hybrid big enough to carry Rosie O’Donuts’ gargantuan gluteus maximi around?
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BC, Bah! Safety is for Pussies!
No one makes anything big enough to haul Rosie O’Donut around.
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I don’t think anything that has “peter” in it is getting anywhere near Rosie.
Oh, that didn’t answer the question did it?
I think you must be gay if you buy one. Gay or one of those girls who thinks it is helping the environment.
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Hmm so if it is true that if you are gay you buy a hybrid that would imply homosexuals help stop climate change.
So, you could say heterosexuality contributes to Global Warming.
Back to the pile!
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I think being gay makes you buy scarfs…
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I’m so confused.
Doesn’t being gay make you a hybrid?
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I think that would be “bi,” Don.
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I think you are confusing the concept that the Subaru Forrester is the flagship car of the Lesbian Community.
Hybrids are good for city driving in the days of expensive gasoline and I don’t know anyone gay who has one…not that they don’t, I just don’t happen to know those particular gay folks.
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Wait, the Forrester beat out a Saturn?
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Excellent question.
While the Saturn has an undeniable appeal, I think it is popular with the blue-collared flannel-shirted factory/fast food lesbians while the Forrester is favored by the elite, educated and lipstick community hence it is more visible…although I could be wrong, what with not be a lesbian of either sort.
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To answer the original question: yes.
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2/3 of my gay male friends do not have hybrids, and neither of the lesbians. That’s 4/5 that do not. Seriously! However 100% of our heterosexual household has them (oh so nice for commutes). I will say that they are hideous cars.
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They are both caused by an excess of estrogen.
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But what about that one?
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There seems to be a faction that insists there is not any correlation whatsoever between gayocity and hybrididity, to use the scientifistical terminology. Interesting.
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Chris C // Feb 18, 2008 at 8:32 pm
But what about that one?
Huh???
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Chris makes an excellent point. You seem a bit silent on the 20% of gay hybrid owners.
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And estrogen is bad, how?
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The 20% person was inspired by our experience with our car. He was heterosexually-influenced! And he branched out: Honda Civic, not a Prius.
Should also mention that the other household member is a heterosexual male (spousal unit). has remained heterosexual.
My sample size is limited. I cannot generalize outside of my limited social sphere.
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18 rt // Feb 18, 2008 at 9:20 pm
And estrogen is bad, how?
Estrogen, oxegyn, parrafin, all those gases are bad… Thats why breathing female lamp makers are known as the most evil creature on the planet, and the car they drive… the PT cruiser exactly. I wish I had a point to this comment.
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Have you ever had a point?
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Hey… ok no I guess your right there arent you.
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I don’t know how to do the fancy quote thingy so I’m just gonna:
“And estrogen is bad, how?”
Estrogen makes your guy junk turn inside out. And that’s bad.
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Estrogen is where my evil female power comes from…nothing wrong with that. Heh.
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