Flame War Parody #12 Michael Bolton Vs. David Hasselhoff
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Who is the more agonizing singer: Michael Bolton or David Hasselhoff?
Discuss.
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Category: Flame War Parody Tags: David Hasselhoff, Flame War Parody, Humor, Michael Bolton
2004–2012
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Bolton. We have much more of a chance of hearing his annoying voice (and now dedications of those annoying songs to his annoying fiance) on the radio or television than we do the Hoff. We’d have to be in Europe to hear the Hoff.
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Most assuredly Hasselhoff.
At least Bolton has some cd’s worth playing
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“At least Bolton has some cd’s worth playing”
Playing frisbee with, maybe. Anyone who plays Bolton CD’s shouldn’t be allowed into the argument.
Answer: Bolton, because his pipes produce a louder, whinier, more agonizing shriek that makes his songs play over and over again in your head long after the initial assault. I have “How Am I Supposed To Live Without You” going through my head right now, and I haven’t heard the monstrosity in more than a decade.
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Fred is gay. And Paul has never heard that Hoff song below or he would commit suicide. They are both evil and should never be allowed in public ever again. It’s a tie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJQVlVHsFF8
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Find Michael Bolton’s first CD.
http://www.amazon.com/Michael-.....38;sr=1-17
Black leather, afro, over produced, yeah — but some decent rock tunes. I think when he lost his hair he lost his balls too.
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Wow I didn’t know he went that far back. Horrible, typically-sounding 80′s pseudo-rock ballads galore. Strangely, it sounds just like the solo album by the guy from Foreigner.
You will have to excuse Fred as he is the guy in the Sync commercial.
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Okay, did anyone else notice the letters “dp” in the link to Bolton’s shit? Nasty.
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Yeah…it’s not great — but I was working in a record store at the time, and 80′s hairbands were in. You’re right about the Foreigner — but I think it reminds me more of a sackless david coverdale from whitesnake.
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The Hoff, man. Nobody does it like the Hoff.
Oh, we’re talking about music. Um,uh…Gene Simmons.
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Personally when ever I make a choice between to people I hate I just ask myself who could beat MC Hammer in a triatholon… so the Hoff, but just marginally…
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Bolton doing a rendition of ‘Slide it In’. Just not picturing it. Yup, sack-less.
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Oh, the OTHER Bolton.
I want the John one.
Hasselhoff sounds like someone that molests squirrels in city park.
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