Political Humor | Flame War Parody #12 Michael Bolton Vs. David Hasselhoff

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• 1 RT // Feb 24, 2008 at 10:39 am

  Bolton. We have much more of a chance of hearing his annoying voice (and now dedications of those annoying songs to his annoying fiance) on the radio or television than we do the Hoff. We’d have to be in Europe to hear the Hoff.

• 2 Fred // Feb 24, 2008 at 12:21 pm

  Most assuredly Hasselhoff.

  At least Bolton has some cd’s worth playing

• 3 Paul // Feb 24, 2008 at 2:31 pm

  “At least Bolton has some cd’s worth playing”

  Playing frisbee with, maybe. Anyone who plays Bolton CD’s shouldn’t be allowed into the argument.

  Answer: Bolton, because his pipes produce a louder, whinier, more agonizing shriek that makes his songs play over and over again in your head long after the initial assault. I have “How Am I Supposed To Live Without You” going through my head right now, and I haven’t heard the monstrosity in more than a decade.

• 4 Two Dogs // Feb 24, 2008 at 4:43 pm

  Fred is gay. And Paul has never heard that Hoff song below or he would commit suicide. They are both evil and should never be allowed in public ever again. It’s a tie.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJQVlVHsFF8

• 5 Johnny Virgil // Feb 24, 2008 at 5:53 pm

  Find Michael Bolton’s first CD.

  http://www.amazon.com/Michael-.....mp;sr=1-17

  Black leather, afro, over produced, yeah — but some decent rock tunes. I think when he lost his hair he lost his balls too.

• 6 Chris C // Feb 24, 2008 at 7:25 pm

  Wow I didn’t know he went that far back. Horrible, typically-sounding 80’s pseudo-rock ballads galore. Strangely, it sounds just like the solo album by the guy from Foreigner.

  You will have to excuse Fred as he is the guy in the Sync commercial.

• 7 Two Dogs // Feb 24, 2008 at 7:29 pm

  Okay, did anyone else notice the letters “dp” in the link to Bolton’s shit? Nasty.

• 8 Johnny Virgil // Feb 24, 2008 at 8:40 pm

  Yeah…it’s not great — but I was working in a record store at the time, and 80’s hairbands were in. You’re right about the Foreigner — but I think it reminds me more of a sackless david coverdale from whitesnake.

• 9 richj // Feb 25, 2008 at 12:24 am

  The Hoff, man. Nobody does it like the Hoff.

  Oh, we’re talking about music. Um,uh…Gene Simmons.

• 10 Alex L // Feb 25, 2008 at 1:12 am

  Personally when ever I make a choice between to people I hate I just ask myself who could beat MC Hammer in a triatholon… so the Hoff, but just marginally…

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• 12 Chris C // Feb 25, 2008 at 9:10 pm

  Bolton doing a rendition of ‘Slide it In’. Just not picturing it. Yup, sack-less.

• 13 Skul // Feb 26, 2008 at 4:28 pm

  Oh, the OTHER Bolton.
  I want the John one.
  Hasselhoff sounds like someone that molests squirrels in city park.

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