[...] look like television for smart people?” Don’t even get me started on how much I hate David Hasselhoff. I think I covered that pretty well on my recent blogger interview. My only hope is that one day, [...]

Oh, the OTHER Bolton.
I want the John one.
Hasselhoff sounds like someone that molests squirrels in city park.

Bolton doing a rendition of ‘Slide it In’. Just not picturing it. Yup, sack-less.

[...] Flame War Parody #12 [...]

Personally when ever I make a choice between to people I hate I just ask myself who could beat MC Hammer in a triatholon… so the Hoff, but just marginally…

The Hoff, man. Nobody does it like the Hoff.

Oh, we’re talking about music. Um,uh…Gene Simmons.

Yeah…it’s not great — but I was working in a record store at the time, and 80′s hairbands were in. You’re right about the Foreigner — but I think it reminds me more of a sackless david coverdale from whitesnake.

Okay, did anyone else notice the letters “dp” in the link to Bolton’s shit? Nasty.

Wow I didn’t know he went that far back. Horrible, typically-sounding 80′s pseudo-rock ballads galore. Strangely, it sounds just like the solo album by the guy from Foreigner.

You will have to excuse Fred as he is the guy in the Sync commercial.

Find Michael Bolton’s first CD.

http://www.amazon.com/Michael-.....38;sr=1-17

Black leather, afro, over produced, yeah — but some decent rock tunes. I think when he lost his hair he lost his balls too.