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This week’s topic is suggested by the Frogster of the Frog Bog Blog.
Which is the better sport: Golfing with bowling balls or bowling with golf balls?
Discuss.
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2004–2008
20 responses so far ↓
1
Wyatt Earp
// Mar 2, 2008 at 1:05 pm
I prefer NASCAR with bowling balls.
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RT
// Mar 2, 2008 at 3:44 pm
I’d have to say golfing with bowling balls. How much fun would it be to lob one of those suckers down the fairway to knock over the punks taking their time at the other end of the hole? Human bowling pins would be fun! Instead of yelling FORE, you’d have to yell incoming.
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Kathy
// Mar 2, 2008 at 5:15 pm
I’m going with golfing with bowling balls. I can’t imagine doing any better bowling with a small, light ball. As it is, I can’t bowl a decent game with a gigantic, skull-crushing one.
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don
// Mar 2, 2008 at 6:52 pm
Being ardently opposed to pain in any form, I’m going for bowling with golf balls. It’s a simple matter of physics: smacking a bowling ball with a golf club is going to ruin your day…and your wrist. Whereas I can lob golf balls all day long and take out a pin or two each time.
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Fiar
// Mar 2, 2008 at 7:18 pm
I think those bowling balls would ruin the golf clubs, and then what are you going to use to bludgeon hippies?
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RT
// Mar 2, 2008 at 7:20 pm
Club ‘em with the unused bowling pins!
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Dean04Prez
// Mar 2, 2008 at 9:33 pm
Ever time I visit this blog your talking about balls.
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RT
// Mar 2, 2008 at 10:55 pm
Big balls! Bowling balls are big…huge….rock hard. Some are even blue.
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Alex L
// Mar 3, 2008 at 12:35 am
Hasselhoff, everytime.
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Fiar
// Mar 3, 2008 at 7:05 am
Um, wrong argument, Alex.
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the frogster
// Mar 3, 2008 at 10:35 am
What a fine argument topic! I’m gonna go with bowling with golf balls.
Leaving Mr. Hasselhoff and the poor hippies out of the argument for now, I think it would be extraordinarily satisfying to throw a golf ball at a bowling pin, hit it in just the right place and shatter it all over the lane.
Fine. We can say that a splinter hits a hippie.
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Chris C
// Mar 3, 2008 at 12:45 pm
Can I just throw golf balls at bowlers? Seems like that would be more fun.
13
Rickey Henderson
// Mar 3, 2008 at 2:32 pm
Rickey prefers finger jousting!
http://ridingwithricky.blogspo.....luous.html
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Fiar
// Mar 3, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Only if it’s the Dirty Hippy Bowling Association.
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Skul
// Mar 4, 2008 at 12:57 am
I want to throw bowling balls at golfers.
Do hippies golf?
Do they wash their balls before teeing off?
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Alex L
// Mar 4, 2008 at 1:09 am
Fiar- I still dont get your point… ‘wrong’ I dont think that word can apply when were talking about me.
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Fiar
// Mar 4, 2008 at 10:24 am
Finger jousting FTW!111
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jt
// Mar 4, 2008 at 12:24 pm
How about a retarded bowler playing golf?
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the frogster
// Mar 5, 2008 at 1:08 pm
If a golfer successfully finger jousts a bowling ball thrown at them before it hits the ground, it counts as a double eagle.
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dashofpanache
// Mar 5, 2008 at 9:11 pm
Would I be able to golf with a bowling ball cannon? Because if so, then I’m all over that.
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