Flame War Parody #13 Dumb Sports
For rules and background see the Introduction to the Flame War Parody.
This week’s topic is suggested by the Frogster of the Frog Bog Blog.
Which is the better sport: Golfing with bowling balls or bowling with golf balls?
Discuss.
After the argument, check out Humor-blogs.com, or the terrorists will win.
Category: Flame War Parody Tags: Flame War Parody, Humor
2004–2012
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I prefer NASCAR with bowling balls.
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I’d have to say golfing with bowling balls. How much fun would it be to lob one of those suckers down the fairway to knock over the punks taking their time at the other end of the hole? Human bowling pins would be fun! Instead of yelling FORE, you’d have to yell incoming.
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I’m going with golfing with bowling balls. I can’t imagine doing any better bowling with a small, light ball. As it is, I can’t bowl a decent game with a gigantic, skull-crushing one.
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Being ardently opposed to pain in any form, I’m going for bowling with golf balls. It’s a simple matter of physics: smacking a bowling ball with a golf club is going to ruin your day…and your wrist. Whereas I can lob golf balls all day long and take out a pin or two each time.
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I think those bowling balls would ruin the golf clubs, and then what are you going to use to bludgeon hippies?
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Club ‘em with the unused bowling pins!
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Ever time I visit this blog your talking about balls.
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Big balls! Bowling balls are big…huge….rock hard. Some are even blue.
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Hasselhoff, everytime.
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Um, wrong argument, Alex.
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What a fine argument topic! I’m gonna go with bowling with golf balls.
Leaving Mr. Hasselhoff and the poor hippies out of the argument for now, I think it would be extraordinarily satisfying to throw a golf ball at a bowling pin, hit it in just the right place and shatter it all over the lane.
Fine. We can say that a splinter hits a hippie.
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Can I just throw golf balls at bowlers? Seems like that would be more fun.
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Rickey prefers finger jousting!
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Only if it’s the Dirty Hippy Bowling Association.
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I want to throw bowling balls at golfers.
Do hippies golf?
Do they wash their balls before teeing off?
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Fiar- I still dont get your point… ‘wrong’ I dont think that word can apply when were talking about me.
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Finger jousting FTW!111
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How about a retarded bowler playing golf?
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If a golfer successfully finger jousts a bowling ball thrown at them before it hits the ground, it counts as a double eagle.
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Would I be able to golf with a bowling ball cannon? Because if so, then I’m all over that.