Flame War Parody #15 Wildlife Bears
The topic for this week’s flame war parody was submitted by our own Thursday Correspondent, Chris Cameron. Visit Chris at his entertaining humor blog, Angry Seafood. For additional information and background on this weekly feature, see the Introduction to the Flame War Parody.
This week, we venture into the world of wildlife: Do bears sh*t in the woods or do they sh*t on the sidewalk and kick it in the woods?
Discuss.
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Category: Flame War Parody Tags: Bears, Flame War Parody, Humor, Parody, Political Humor, Wildlife
2004–2012
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Hippies sh*t in the woods and throw it at people walking on sidewalks.
Bears? Probably just the woods, unless there is some kind of sylvan flight to the suburbs.
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Hasselhoff, everytime… wait sorry wrong arguement.
I’d guess they sh*t in the words, I’ve never taken time to watch a bear deficate, and quite frankly it disturbs me that anyone would.
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Hasselhoff brought down the Berlin Wall by shoving hippies into paper bags and setting them on fire on the doorstep.
Good call, Alex.
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Well thanks to the efforts of evil developers who want to exterminate all species of animals that coexist with us, they have no choice but to sh*t on sidewalks because the woods were all made into condos by Toll Brothers.
We need to tear down society and rebuilt with sticks and leaves for our building material so bears will no longer have to sh*t on concrete.
Also, I’d like to see them get some toilet paper too. There must be cling-ons galore on a bear’s ass.
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This reminds me of an amusing Chuck Norris joke:
When Chuck Norris sh*ts in the woods, he wipes his ass with a bear.