This reminds me of an amusing Chuck Norris joke:

When Chuck Norris sh*ts in the woods, he wipes his ass with a bear.

Well thanks to the efforts of evil developers who want to exterminate all species of animals that coexist with us, they have no choice but to sh*t on sidewalks because the woods were all made into condos by Toll Brothers.

We need to tear down society and rebuilt with sticks and leaves for our building material so bears will no longer have to sh*t on concrete.

Also, I’d like to see them get some toilet paper too. There must be cling-ons galore on a bear’s ass.

Hasselhoff brought down the Berlin Wall by shoving hippies into paper bags and setting them on fire on the doorstep.

Good call, Alex.

Hasselhoff, everytime… wait sorry wrong arguement.

I’d guess they sh*t in the words, I’ve never taken time to watch a bear deficate, and quite frankly it disturbs me that anyone would.

Hippies sh*t in the woods and throw it at people walking on sidewalks.

Bears? Probably just the woods, unless there is some kind of sylvan flight to the suburbs.