This is a weekly feature of Political Humor by Radioactive Liberty, where we have an inexplicably heated debate over an unimaginably stupid topic. For additional information and background on this weekly flame war parody, see the Introduction to the Flame War Parody.
This week, we venture into the world of painfully moronic TV shows: More likely to be used as a torture technique:
“Your Mama Don’t Dance,” or “Dont Forget the Lyrics?”
Discuss.
Humor-Blogs.com is the evil fiend behind these shows.
2004–2008
13 responses so far ↓
1
Les James
// Mar 23, 2008 at 11:57 am
You’re Mama don’t dance and you’re Daddy don’t…. Damn, I forgot the rest of the….mmm.
Truss ‘em up like Alex in Clockwork Orange and they’ll talk!
2
Fiar
// Mar 23, 2008 at 12:17 pm
O thanks to worldcasts on the gloopy TV and, more, lewdies’ night-fear through lack of night-police, dead lay the street.
3
Fiar
// Mar 23, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Roughly translated: everyone was either too busy watching “Your mama don’t dance,” or too afraid to go outside.
4
RT
// Mar 23, 2008 at 6:24 pm
Listen here, my brothers, to your old droog, RT. My gulliver hurts with all this talk of reality television.
Your Mama Don’t Dance needs a tolchock to the glazzies and litso. Who wants to viddy a veck dancing with his em? Gross!
5
Chris C
// Mar 23, 2008 at 6:46 pm
There is a third choice that is much better…’Umbrella’. That song makes sane people crazy.
ella….ellla…hey…oh
6
Les James
// Mar 23, 2008 at 8:53 pm
Hey Chris,
Umbrella? “ella…ellla…hey…oh” Don’t know that one. Could you hum a few bars?
I was just thinking of that disturbing scene when Malcolm McDowell is kicking the snot out of the old bum and beating him with his cane. He was dancing and singing in the rain, but I don’t the lyrics to that one either.
And I wish someone would have told me that this wasn’t a English speaking site! I’ve been lost all day!
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Chris C
// Mar 24, 2008 at 1:24 am
sorry it is actually “ella ella eh eh eh”
It is like this next generation of music talent is retarded when it comes to writing lyrics. What worse thing to torture people with then retarded people singing songs.
I say we take the playlist of any Kiss-FM station and use that as the torture device. Waterboarding will seem tame after 5,234 playings of a Fergie song.
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Fiar
// Mar 24, 2008 at 6:31 am
Of course it’s not an English speaking site. There are all kinds of Canadians and Australians lurking abo0t.
9
RT
// Mar 24, 2008 at 3:25 pm
And Amish. Lots of Amish.
Spaetzle anyone? Apple butter? Quilts?
10
Alex L
// Mar 25, 2008 at 1:33 am
Australians here… no dont be silly, me I’m erh Austrian yeah…
Having not seen Your Mama Don’t Dance, I cant comment, but the names suggests it some sort of ‘dancing’ show. I guessing its strangely auto erotic like when Ellen dances with her audience… which has me confused no end. Anything that has Wayne Brady sng with home viewers has to be torture though.
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Wyatt Earp
// Mar 25, 2008 at 10:05 pm
Why aren’t there any really great Amish bands?
12
Fred
// Mar 26, 2008 at 6:44 am
There are no great Amish bands because they abhor the violence of striking the keys on a keyboard..and don’t even get them started on the horror of plucking strings on a guitar.
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Alex L
// Mar 27, 2008 at 12:18 am
Well theres always jugs… you cant tell me the Amish dont love blowing into jugs.
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