Well theres always jugs… you cant tell me the Amish dont love blowing into jugs.

There are no great Amish bands because they abhor the violence of striking the keys on a keyboard..and don’t even get them started on the horror of plucking strings on a guitar.

Why aren’t there any really great Amish bands?

Australians here… no dont be silly, me I’m erh Austrian yeah…

Having not seen Your Mama Don’t Dance, I cant comment, but the names suggests it some sort of ‘dancing’ show. I guessing its strangely auto erotic like when Ellen dances with her audience… which has me confused no end. Anything that has Wayne Brady sng with home viewers has to be torture though.

And Amish. Lots of Amish.

Spaetzle anyone? Apple butter? Quilts?

Of course it’s not an English speaking site. There are all kinds of Canadians and Australians lurking abo0t.

sorry it is actually “ella ella eh eh eh”

It is like this next generation of music talent is retarded when it comes to writing lyrics. What worse thing to torture people with then retarded people singing songs.

I say we take the playlist of any Kiss-FM station and use that as the torture device. Waterboarding will seem tame after 5,234 playings of a Fergie song.

Hey Chris,

Umbrella? “ella…ellla…hey…oh” Don’t know that one. Could you hum a few bars?

I was just thinking of that disturbing scene when Malcolm McDowell is kicking the snot out of the old bum and beating him with his cane. He was dancing and singing in the rain, but I don’t the lyrics to that one either.

And I wish someone would have told me that this wasn’t a English speaking site! I’ve been lost all day!

There is a third choice that is much better…’Umbrella’. That song makes sane people crazy.

ella….ellla…hey…oh

Listen here, my brothers, to your old droog, RT. My gulliver hurts with all this talk of reality television.

Your Mama Don’t Dance needs a tolchock to the glazzies and litso. Who wants to viddy a veck dancing with his em? Gross!