Earlier in the week we saw a perfect example of why we do this flame war parody. Names were called. Insults were hurled. Characters were questioned. Such is the nature of running a political humor site.
Now it’s time to relieve (not relive) the stress of all those genuine flaring of tempers. By arguing over something no sane person would have strong feelings about. Except the readers here, of course.
Alex L. of The Discreet Charm of the Middleclass gives us the topic for the week.
Should food come in aerosol form?
Discuss.
Then get on over to Humor-Blogs.com. Then come back here. Repeat..
2004–2008
11 responses so far ↓
1
Les James
// Apr 6, 2008 at 11:14 am
You mean I could huff hot dogs? Less filling, smells great! Talk about lite beer. Beer is a food group, right?
My only concern is, will it can contain CFCs. If it can’t kill off life on the planet, it can’t be worth eating, er, ah, inhaling.
2
don
// Apr 6, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Just what do you think cheezwizz is?
(No, I mean really. What is that stuff?)
3
Chris C
// Apr 6, 2008 at 3:02 pm
will it be marketed by David Hasselhoff?
4
Les James
// Apr 6, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Cheezwizz? Isn’t that when you don’t drink enough water?
5
Fiar
// Apr 6, 2008 at 6:18 pm
It probably will be marketed by the Hoff, because we all know that the Nazis invented cheez wiz.
6
RT
// Apr 6, 2008 at 8:35 pm
Will Aqua Net be manufacturing the food? Only they do up aerosol the right way. We all need bullet proof hair and food.
7
Alex L
// Apr 7, 2008 at 1:11 am
I think once you can put food in a can, and then put it in a fire and have it explode, the world has gone to far… is this what Charles Darwin wanted?
8
insolublog
// Apr 7, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Sure; as long as it is plant food.
9
Skul
// Apr 7, 2008 at 5:44 pm
I wonder if it could be used as a potato cannon propellant? Squirt a bit of roast beef in there and let’r rip.
If someone likes ketchup with their fwench-fries, that would be fun to watch.
10
Wyatt Earp
// Apr 8, 2008 at 9:39 am
I think suppositories should come in aerosol form.
11
jt
// Apr 8, 2008 at 11:05 am
I think most of the posts on this blog start out in aerosol form…
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