Flame War Parody #17 – Aerosol Food
Earlier in the week we saw a perfect example of why we do this flame war parody. Names were called. Insults were hurled. Characters were questioned. Such is the nature of running a political humor site.
Now it’s time to relieve (not relive) the stress of all those genuine flaring of tempers. By arguing over something no sane person would have strong feelings about. Except the readers here, of course.
Alex L. of The Discreet Charm of the Middleclass gives us the topic for the week.
Should food come in aerosol form?
Discuss.
Then get on over to Humor-Blogs.com. Then come back here. Repeat..
Category: Flame War Parody Tags: Aerosol Food, Flame War Parody, Humor, Parody
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You mean I could huff hot dogs? Less filling, smells great! Talk about lite beer. Beer is a food group, right?
My only concern is, will it can contain CFCs. If it can’t kill off life on the planet, it can’t be worth eating, er, ah, inhaling.
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Just what do you think cheezwizz is?
(No, I mean really. What is that stuff?)
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will it be marketed by David Hasselhoff?
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Cheezwizz? Isn’t that when you don’t drink enough water?
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It probably will be marketed by the Hoff, because we all know that the Nazis invented cheez wiz.
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Will Aqua Net be manufacturing the food? Only they do up aerosol the right way. We all need bullet proof hair and food.
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I think once you can put food in a can, and then put it in a fire and have it explode, the world has gone to far… is this what Charles Darwin wanted?
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Sure; as long as it is plant food.
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I wonder if it could be used as a potato cannon propellant? Squirt a bit of roast beef in there and let’r rip.
If someone likes ketchup with their fwench-fries, that would be fun to watch.
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I think suppositories should come in aerosol form.
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I think most of the posts on this blog start out in aerosol form…
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NEVER USE ALERTPAY TOTAL SCAM