Flame War Parody #19 Poodles
On Sundays, we take a respite from making controversial altar boy jokes, and debate something that’s really stupid. In keeping with our philosophy of parody, it’s perfectly normal to feel a little too strongly about which side of the issue you are on.
This week’s topic is submitted by our own co-author, Les James.
Poodles: Better with children or better with rice?
Discuss.
Humor-Blogs.com stole my poodle.
Category: Flame War Parody Tags: Flame War Parody, Humor, poodles
2004–2012
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If poodles had any shame, it wouldn’t allow themselves to be shaved, dyed and paraded around on a thread of a leash, while wearing a faux diamond collar.
This once noble hunting animal has been extensively inner bred and has long since degenerated into a canine sub-species. It obviously doesn’t deserve the title dog any longer.
So Main Course is a better name for them.
Poodle over Rice or Poodle with Noodles are my favorites. Please refer to the Korean cookbook, ’101 Ways to Wok Your Dog’ for further delicious menu ideas.
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I have to agree. Whether it’s barbecue or honey mustard sauce, nothing beats some good, tender poodle on the grill.
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Why not,
And why do perfectly good dogs go to waste, when they are put to sleep (I mean death) at the various humane societies.
Why are these animals not used for food, and then skins for coats?
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Yah but would we be hungry an hour later?
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Feh! You can’t have two meats. Poodle is dark meat and children are white meat. Would you serve a red or white wine with that? You gotta pick one or the other. Either would be fine with a rice side dish and a fresh garden salad with a red wine vinagrette.
I am suddenly hungry. I think I have a fresh immigrant baby in the Subzero just waiting for the right marinade.
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God dammit richj stole my joke. But I will say this to have a red wine sauce with any white meat is just despicable. You sir are a disgusting, children should only be served with an apple compot, or some sort of spicy horse radish sauce.
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Jesus! What’s with all the uptight people worried about what kind of wine you drink with the children? Beer. Beer people!
Screw you elitist wine drinkers. (Except those of you drinking it from a box).
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I like my poodle with a hot guy in Pumas walking it. (a guy with good taste in shoes is everything).
And I’m with you on the beer–but must be an IPA.
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Well, this has taken an unexpectedly ugly turn. Never in my wildest dreams would I have thought that this harmless topic on eating poodles, could have turned into a discussion on toddler cannibalism!
Alex, richj: you two need to re-evaluate your lives! You’re sick, I tell you, sick. Get some help.
Fiar, Meg: drinking beer with children? What kind of example is that to set for the younger generation?
I’m disgusted. I don’t know what to say. You all think about this for a while. As for me, I’m going to get ready so I can meet my wife at Chili’s for some baby back ribs.
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Remember: a puppy isn’t just for Christmas. There’s always plenty left over for New Year too…
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Sorry Meg. That hot guy wearing Pumas and walking a poodle is a card carrying homo. No straight dude would wear Pumas and be seen anywhere near a poodle. Evah!
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Homophobe!
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Nazi!!!
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A spatchcocked poodle slow grill smoked over an apple wood fire, fava beans and a fine chianti, ah yes, the paws that refreshes!
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“Feh! You can’t have two meats. Poodle is dark meat and children are white meat. Would you serve a red or white wine with that? You gotta pick one or the other.”
How gauche. It would be like wearing white after Labor Day.
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Children are better after being eaten by poodles.
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I refuse to pick through poodle poo looking for a few remaining morsels of child flesh. You sir, are disgusting. Poodle Poo Picker!