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Well I think its more up to the person doing the driving/punching… do they value physical or emotional pain more.

Like what happens if the hippie is such a wimp that two punches takes him out but I still have another two left? Do I get to punch another hippie two more times?

Well of course you do. Do you think we’re not going to let you get your money’s worth?

I think it is important to know these things because it completely changes my opinion.

Like if we get two punches but only one time over the rock garden or maybe three punches but six times driving over the rock garden.

Just because a situation is hypothetical doesn’t mean there shouldn’t be boundaries. Like what happens if the hippie is such a wimp that two punches takes him out but I still have another two left? Do I get to punch another hippie two more times?

Damn, without this important information how can I input the information into my computer models to determine the future outcomes?

That’s entirely up to you, Chris. It’s a judgment call.

How many times do I get to punch them in the face and how many times do I get to drive through their garden?

I wish I’d seen this before my trip to the hippie grocery store. I could have done a comparison and reported back to you. Dangit.

Rocks are people, too, so I guess they’d be more pained over the loss of some rocks.

Looks good to me.

Sorry I couldn’t get back sooner, I was out drive through the local sandboxes in my Hummer.

I had to take it throuh the car wash twice to get the smell of incense off. On the up side, the Hummer is now nicely lubed!

Hmm, Not too different from your drive by slapping idea.

It might not look like it, but I made changes to the theme. Please let me know if anything looks bizarre all of a sudden.