A chicken and an egg are in bed together. Suddenly the chicken starts smoking a cigarette. The egg looks at the chicken and turns away and says, “Well, I guess that answers THAT question.”

I don’t know. I don’t think anyone knows.

Pptbbbb!

Terradactyl?

All you egg mongers are nuts. Listen, here’s the straight poop. Think about this now.

A long time ago when Alley Oop was sitting down for a nice dino steak, what did he say?
“Wow, tastes like______!!!” He didn’t say “egg”, did he. There, I rest my case.

Geez, I was pretty drunk. I think it went salad, clam chowder, eggs, stuffed mushrooms, chicken and finally a slice of raspberry cheesecake. But don’t hold me to that.

See, Jesus’ problem was that he didn’t eat the playdo first. There might not have even been a chicken or an egg.

To be or not to be. It really isn’t a question.

The egg. Dinasours laid eggs before there were chickens

Angie, your so wrong, heres how it went.
In the beginning there was god then he made jesus, Gumby, and and those things from that swiss show, from some playdo. Then jesus got hungry so he invented pigs from some left over carpet scraps and the designs for chuck norris… well the first chuck norris. The he decided he couldnt have bacon by itself so he layed an egg, jesus that is, not gumby or chuck. After breakfast he had some eggs left over so he gave some to a giant rabbit for safe keeping and let the others hatch. So heres the order, God, Jesus, egg, chicken.

Your answer to which came first Jesus…

Neither – According to Darwin, the chicken evolved from something else so there was no chicken to start with.