Today’s flame war parody topic comes courtesy of Les James. You can see his work here every Tuesday, and also at his own humor blog, Sideshow Mirrors.
For all of you that have been in a long term relationship, which is more satisfying: a quickie or a good dump?
Discuss.
2004–2008
16 responses so far ↓
1
Fiar
// Sep 14, 2008 at 8:50 pm
Oh crap! This is a toughie. I think I’m going to have to concentrate real hard for a while on this one, and hopefully I will be able to squeeze something out soon.
2
Les James
// Sep 14, 2008 at 9:05 pm
A good dump. Most of you are just afraid to admit it.
3
RT
// Sep 14, 2008 at 9:08 pm
Well, see, I can’t even participate in this discussion. Thanks a lot.
I wait all freakin’ day for the argument and then blammo! Relationship discrimination.
I’ll be in Loserville if you need me.
If I were in a relationship, though, I’d have to say a quickie. I have problems sleeping and I’ve heard sex is good for making you want to sleep. Well, guess I could eat some turkey.
Same thing, right?
4
Insolublog
// Sep 14, 2008 at 9:36 pm
You are asking for a treatise of fidelity, within the land of infidels. A truly cruel parody this is.
5
Chris C
// Sep 14, 2008 at 10:31 pm
What if the quickie resulted in the death of a hippie, like when a liberal spews comments of idiocy on a conservative blog, God kills a kitten.
…further what if the other option included being able to take a good dump on a smelly hippie?
6
Les James
// Sep 14, 2008 at 10:56 pm
While getting a quickie?
7
Alex L.
// Sep 15, 2008 at 12:20 am
You obviously don’t want my input, as I’m single. I’ll be back when your not discriminating… so next year sometime?
8
Angie
// Sep 15, 2008 at 12:30 am
Definitely a good dump. You know it’s over when you flush, it won’t come back to stalk you, and there’s no risk for sexually transmitted disease.
Oh, I forgot, girls don’t DO that, do they, neither pooping nor popping and dropping? Well, I never was very good at following the rules.
9
David
// Sep 15, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Must the quicky be with the significant other? This would greatly affect my answer.
10
Les James
// Sep 15, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Angie- Brilliant observation. Just beware of tell-tale signs like TP stuck to your shoe or worse -this happened to my sister-in-law- walking around the mall with your skirt tucked into the back of your panties. This would never happen to me since I go commando.
David- I believe that was the intent. I refer you to Insolublogs’ comment. Unless of course you’re asking about flying solo, then you’re on your own.
11
Chris C
// Sep 15, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Les said: “While getting a quickie?”
If someone can have sex and take a dump at the same time I’ll be impressed. Grossed out of course, but still impressed.
12
von
// Sep 15, 2008 at 8:30 pm
Chris, haven’t you seen Team America?
A quickie for sure…I can take a dump any time I want… How you doin’ Fitch?
13
Fiar
// Sep 15, 2008 at 8:41 pm
Well, Here’s my final take on this. One thing happens daily, and the other only happens a few times a year, so I am going to have to say that scarcity=teh awesomeness.
That’s my final answer.
Good to see you Von!
14
Uber
// Sep 17, 2008 at 2:31 pm
A quicky or a good dump as in dumping them…right?
15
Fiar
// Sep 17, 2008 at 4:01 pm
Nope. Wrong dump.
16
Angie
// Sep 18, 2008 at 5:16 am
Hey, thanks for the concern, Les. No worries. I don’t go to the mall, I don’t wear shoes, and I don’t wear skirts. It’s all good.
But seriously, this has gotta be one of the best questions yet!
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