Hey, thanks for the concern, Les. No worries. I don’t go to the mall, I don’t wear shoes, and I don’t wear skirts. It’s all good.

But seriously, this has gotta be one of the best questions yet!

Nope. Wrong dump.

A quicky or a good dump as in dumping them…right?

Well, Here’s my final take on this. One thing happens daily, and the other only happens a few times a year, so I am going to have to say that scarcity=teh awesomeness.

That’s my final answer.

Good to see you Von!

Chris, haven’t you seen Team America?

A quickie for sure…I can take a dump any time I want… How you doin’ Fitch?

Les said: “While getting a quickie?”

If someone can have sex and take a dump at the same time I’ll be impressed. Grossed out of course, but still impressed.

Angie- Brilliant observation. Just beware of tell-tale signs like TP stuck to your shoe or worse -this happened to my sister-in-law- walking around the mall with your skirt tucked into the back of your panties. This would never happen to me since I go commando.

David- I believe that was the intent. I refer you to Insolublogs’ comment. Unless of course you’re asking about flying solo, then you’re on your own.

Must the quicky be with the significant other? This would greatly affect my answer.

Definitely a good dump. You know it’s over when you flush, it won’t come back to stalk you, and there’s no risk for sexually transmitted disease.

Oh, I forgot, girls don’t DO that, do they, neither pooping nor popping and dropping? Well, I never was very good at following the rules.

You obviously don’t want my input, as I’m single. I’ll be back when your not discriminating… so next year sometime?