[...] Green Hippie – A hippie that has devoted itself to a mindless promotion of “nature,” even to the detriment of mankind. This variety of hippie can be found in various natural settings: Tree tops, city parks, the open ocean among others. It can be identified by its megalomaniacal sense of self-importance manifested by its belief that “the Earth” gives a rat’s ass about the existence of green hippies or their Tetrahydrocannabinol-retarded belief system. [...]

I can’t help it if my readers are just so damned polite and not consumed by anger like the dirty hippies and moonbats are constantly burning with visceral rage and contempt for everything good in the world. We’re just happy because we don’t think of ourselves as victims of everything. If we were miserable, angry victims, we would be Liberals.

Well, maybe we think the echoes sound really cool, you commie, dirty hippie, pond scum. Go take a freaking shower already and eat some more tofu so you can turn all the rest of the way into a girl.

I would also like to point out that Skul and I called each other nazis.

Ummm, this wasn’t much of a flame war. Not very many flames. Allow me: You bunch of ass-spelunking, pole-smokers suck at parodying flame wars! Quit navel gazing in your echochambers and realize that Chimpy McBushitler and his frinds at Haliburtonazi are trying to keep you from clubbing hippies with baby seals!!!!1!1!!1!!eleventy!!!!!!!11!!!1 The Joooooooooos!!1!!1!one!!!111!1

That’s what I like about Cajuns. Attention to detail.

I prefer the smooth spikes. It’s too much hassle to wiggle the hippie over the serrations. It’s also better at inducing a slow death. The serrations might accidentally sever the aorta causing the hippie to bleed out almost immediately.

I wonder what kind of spike would work best? A smooth edge or a serrated edge? The serrated edge would cause more damage and pain.

I think the mongress might be emerging. Excuse me while I go put her back in her cage.

That would be the icing on the cake. And you know that they aren’t smart enough to defend themselves with that rock that has such great life.

One more thing to ponder:

How nice would it be if at the end of that video a bear ate all those hippies like that Grizzly Man dude. I love happy endings.

I agree with your assessment 100% and I salute you sir. You make me proud to be an American. I don’t know who you are but it’s good to finally hear from a voice of reason.