[...] Flame War Parody #39 Babies [...]

@angie- Alex: If it’s so wrong, why’d God install the plumbing?

For children. So women have something to do when they arent washing the dishes… oh woah who threw that shoe at me

While we may not agree on where we think baby hippies come from, I think we can all agree that hippie babies should be killed. Since this is a flame war parody, it’s not a good thing for us to agree; therefore, if you agree with me, bite my sweaty ball sack.

“There is simply no rational explanation for where hippie babies orginate.”

I have a theory that the very things hippies protest against like pollution or overpopulation is the machinations behind their birth. Very 50′s scifi movie-ish I know.

I’m having trouble rationalizing the “other white meat” theory because that couldn’t apply to the annoying little bastards if they were from Africa, China or Mexico.

This simply reinforces the fact that they are punishment for having too much fun in bed – this applies to abstinence only education states like Alaska.

There is simply no rational explanation for where hippie babies orginate.

I guess Angie answered your question, FIAR. It’s a sound theory.

Les: You better wake up, cuz you really ARE dreaming! Since I am the only female in America who subscribes to this line of thought, I’d be dangling out there solo, and that just doesn’t sound like much of a Party. Then again… Me and a bunch of guys. What could possibly go wrong?

JO: Every time a liberal opens their mouth and moves their lips, a kitten dies. And hippie babies aren’t born, they’re either plucked from the mushroom patch growing atop a manure pile or scraped off the fence post after two buzzards bump assholes in mid-air.

Alex: If it’s so wrong, why’d God install the plumbing?

TICK TOCK, TICK TOCK.

Well its ‘punished with of course’, human is red meat you fools! Sweet Thor god of thunder you people are silly. Babies are the republicans way of reminding you sex is wrong.

There is no FIAR! He’s everyone else!

Who slipped Eileen the drugs? She’s way off-topic.

Hey Fiar, were you peeking at my post for next Tuesday? It’s sitting there in Pending Review and it contains very similar material. Or is it true that we’re the same person?

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