Flame War Parody #4
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Whose Kung Fu is stronger: Jesus or Buddha?
Discuss.
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Jesus. He said, “Do not suppose that I have come to bring peace to the earth. I did not come to bring peace, but a sword” (Matt. 10:34).
He also tore up a temple for turning it into a marketplace.
Buddha? He’s just a happy fat guy. Jesus has better reach and agility.
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Buddha FTW losers!
In every fighting video game there’s a big fat guy that pwns with a big power blast.
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Jesus comes with his own special effects.
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Probably Jesus. I never heard of Buddha walking out of his own tomb.
Heh, happy fat guy.
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Buddha by far. Everytime he dies, he gets reincarnated. Jesus only came back once.
Ya just can’t defeat a guy who always comes back after the kill
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Jesus, most definetly,
1. he has a goatee, and so does Chuck fucking Norris… nuff said
2. He could be a zombie
3. He layed the smack down on those money lenders in the temple, that was some real crazy stuff he did that day, get the rated ‘r’ version of the bible for the missing scenes.
4. Buddha hates violence, and plus hes a fat shit get a wet towel and give him a few flicks, and hes screwed.
5. Jesus has his homies to back him up, and those 12 disciples can rumble… well maybe not luke, he was a pussy