Comments on: Composting Leaves Vs. Burning Leaves – Flame War Parody #40

By: French = Hippies | The Planets Best Political Humor at RadioactiveLiberty.com

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 01:31:33 +0000

[...] wait you say. A French dude is not a hippie. Au contraire mon frere. The similarities are so striking as to make them kissing cousins. [...]

By: Rich

Rich — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 05:51:32 +0000

You must burn the hippies. We must release more carbon into the atmosphere to stave off the forthcoming ice age. You then compost the crispy morsels or feed it to the hogs so we have more bacon.

By: Ed

Ed — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 18:59:11 +0000

The smell of burning hippies can’t be good (hard to say whether it would be better or worse than their normal smell), so I would go with burying them. That way, you don’t have to see them or smell them.

By: JumpOut

JumpOut — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 01:30:34 +0000

You like-a my backside, yes?

By: RT

RT — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 00:22:39 +0000

Okay, I’ll choose a side, JO. Your backside….to kick.

By: Eric

Eric — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 15:03:37 +0000

Duh. I thought you all were better than this. Have you forgotten your priorities?

Everyone knows babies are to be roasted. A nice smokie leaf fire would be just the thing to season a tasty baby.

As far as hippies are concerned they would be far too greasy to promote a decent fire, and putting them in the mulch would surely kill your garden. Besides decomposing hippy creates excessive quantities of greenhouse gasses so it is a good protest against the greatest scam in the history of mankind. I would suggest a good quality wood chipper, just spray the mess into the hippy bus they rode in on.

By: Alex L.

Alex L. — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 05:57:17 +0000

Composting is the way to go, the suffocate then, its much more peaceful.

By: Insolublog

Insolublog — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 02:37:16 +0000

You must burn the hippies, to prevent the “Return-of-the-living-dead” effect, scrub the smoke with a filter, then burn the filter. Composting dead rotting meat, specifically large volumes of Dunkin Donuts fattened hippie meat, might attract rabid racoons.

What’s worse than a racoon with rabies?

A rabid hippie zombie raccoon, rustling through your garbage for evidence that you are not supporting Barack Obama, that’s what.

So; Add all that Republican junk mail to the burning hippie pyre.

By: JumpOut

JumpOut — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 02:30:39 +0000

RT: You can’t win if you don’t pick a side. You’re starting to act like a hippie, is that what you want?

FIAR: I keep forgetting you Yankees are a bunch of sissies that can’t handle a little rash and a few boils for a good time. They make salve for that sort of thing.

Les: Your father was a hamster and your mother smelled of elderberries! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

By: RT

RT — Mon, 13 Oct 2008 02:21:34 +0000

What? I don’t have any asses to wipe! I’m neither married to an old guy, nor do I have kids.

Besides, you stole my idea and made it win; therefore, I am a winner! YOU FAIL!

My being an epic failure has nothing to do with you declaring me an epic failure!