Flame War Parody #41 Trick Or Treat
Oh, my ghouls and goblins, it’s been a frightful week. Now it’s time to take that pent-up rage and use it to gouge out the eyes of those who disagree with you. Strike deep with sharpened claws, to render the flesh of any naysayers. For this week’s flame war parody ask the simple but demonic question: Trick…or Treat?
Let mayhem reign!
Category: Flame War Parody Tags: Flame War Parody, Halloween, Political Humor, Trick Or Treat
2004–2012
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Treat. You have to fatten up the children for the harvest.
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Sometimes a trick may seem like a treat, until you return home with the clap. I’ll stick with teeth rotting candy thank you.
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Fantastic pic of my father’s favorite president, good ole tricky Dick.
I’m going with the trick…and a condom.
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David- you’re living in a fool’s paradise. First off that’s Gloria Steinem and secondly, many strains out there eat latex like it’s salad, and then they chow down on the meat and potatoes. Soon they get to your brain and you start thinking really crazy things like man-made global warming is real or children are snack food.
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Tards, it’s obviously trick! Not the two dollar crack whore kind. I mean the kind of trick where you stick out your hand for somebody to shake it, and then kick that somebody square in the nads. Or, maybe pull a gun on somebody, and when they freak out you tell ‘em no, no, it’s a fake gun, and then you shoot them in the femur. That’s way better than treats.
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I’m not real good with tricks.
I vote treats.
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I’ve never caught syphilus from a candy bar… but having said that I’ve never had that much fun with a milky way… its a tough one.
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RT, You dubmbass. There’s no voting. You’re violently defending an irrational position.
Wait. How is that different from voting?
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Jumpout. What are you, a terrorist sympathizer? Do you not want bbq baby back ribs? Oh, Just have your tofu and your testicle play then.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
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Oh, yeah that’s right. Dick Nixon and Gloria Steinem were twins separated at birth.
I don’t use latex condoms. I prefer pig intestines – That way I get pork and beaver all in one dish.
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Yes, I do want baby back ribs, but not at the expense of not hurting innocent people, you closet terrorist!
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Grrrrrrrrrrr!
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David – I take it back. You may be the only sensible person leaving comments. I commend your well thought out choices of protein.