Oh, my ghouls and goblins, it’s been a frightful week. Now it’s time to take that pent-up rage and use it to gouge out the eyes of those who disagree with you. Strike deep with sharpened claws, to render the flesh of any naysayers. For this week’s flame war parody ask the simple but demonic question: Trick…or Treat?
Let mayhem reign!
2004–2009
13 responses so far ↓
1
Fiar
// Oct 26, 2008 at 10:43 am
Treat. You have to fatten up the children for the harvest.
2
Les James
// Oct 26, 2008 at 10:52 am
Sometimes a trick may seem like a treat, until you return home with the clap. I’ll stick with teeth rotting candy thank you.
3
David
// Oct 26, 2008 at 3:11 pm
Fantastic pic of my father’s favorite president, good ole tricky Dick.
I’m going with the trick…and a condom.
4
Les James
// Oct 26, 2008 at 5:10 pm
David- you’re living in a fool’s paradise. First off that’s Gloria Steinem and secondly, many strains out there eat latex like it’s salad, and then they chow down on the meat and potatoes. Soon they get to your brain and you start thinking really crazy things like man-made global warming is real or children are snack food.
5
JumpOut
// Oct 26, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Tards, it’s obviously trick! Not the two dollar crack whore kind. I mean the kind of trick where you stick out your hand for somebody to shake it, and then kick that somebody square in the nads. Or, maybe pull a gun on somebody, and when they freak out you tell ‘em no, no, it’s a fake gun, and then you shoot them in the femur. That’s way better than treats.
6
RT
// Oct 26, 2008 at 6:52 pm
I’m not real good with tricks.
I vote treats.
7
Alex L.
// Oct 27, 2008 at 12:58 am
I’ve never caught syphilus from a candy bar… but having said that I’ve never had that much fun with a milky way… its a tough one.
8
Fiar
// Oct 27, 2008 at 9:10 am
RT, You dubmbass. There’s no voting. You’re violently defending an irrational position.
Wait. How is that different from voting?
9
Fiar
// Oct 27, 2008 at 9:12 am
Jumpout. What are you, a terrorist sympathizer? Do you not want bbq baby back ribs? Oh, Just have your tofu and your testicle play then.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
10
David
// Oct 27, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Oh, yeah that’s right. Dick Nixon and Gloria Steinem were twins separated at birth.
I don’t use latex condoms. I prefer pig intestines - That way I get pork and beaver all in one dish.
11
JumpOut
// Oct 27, 2008 at 4:10 pm
Yes, I do want baby back ribs, but not at the expense of not hurting innocent people, you closet terrorist!
12
RT
// Oct 27, 2008 at 8:44 pm
Grrrrrrrrrrr!
13
Les James
// Oct 27, 2008 at 9:40 pm
David - I take it back. You may be the only sensible person leaving comments. I commend your well thought out choices of protein.
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