Flame War Parody #48 Caption This
This week we vary the flame war parody a bit by asking you to add a caption to the funny picture. Remember to slam the other guys for their opinions. Yours is obviously superior, so prove it.
Category: Flame War Parody Tags: Caption, Flame War Parody, Funny Pictures
2004–2012
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….the wheels on the bus go….
GROUND….
AND GROUND….
See? I’m all shiny as that new nickel in your pocket (so give me 4 cents to spread around to everyone behind you ).
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The hair! Watch the hair!
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Oh, forgot this was Sunday. Angie your comment was stupid.
Now I feel bad.
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“I’d like to get off of you but this thing runs on biodiesel, so it won’t be going anywhere soon.”
Les, you jerk. Didn’t your mama teach you better than to talk to women like that. Use the back of your hand. It’s much more effective.
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“Who will be the nest of Obama’s friends to be thrown beneath the short bus?”
Les, quit being such a whiny bitch.
Fiar, my mom tried to tell me something once. She stopped mid-sentence when the rubber hose impacted the back of her legs. Rubber hoses are much better than an open hand.
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Such abuse y’all are heaping on me today.
Sheesh. What is this, early Christmas presents? Or maybe a male-type brutal welcome to “the club”? Am I “one of the guys” now? Probably not, if Fiar says to smack me and JO wants to use hoses. I guess now I can call you a HOSER, huh?
I might have to rethink my despicable position on the woman’s role, in the kitchen barefoot and pregnant, cooking a meal for my man. Become a FemiNazi, burn my bras and s#1t. Maybe tell DH he’s cut off, and he has you to thank. I’m sure there’s other woman’s lib weapons I can use that I don’t know about, so I will be heading over to Google momentarily.
THAT is why *I* am superior, in reasoning, in commenting, in… well, everything, really… because I have plumbing you don’t and MY plumbing controls the world. (Besides the fact that YOUR plumbing chokes off vital blood flow to your thinking organ every time you’re “stimulated.”)
Les is on the rag because I got first comment. Word of advice: Get your rear in gear, or I’ll pass your ass. I’ll remember all y’all when I’m posting on my own blog (which none of you can read now that I closed it off all private-like, neiner neiner – thank you Obamabots!). I’m gonna call y’all a buncha Dummycraps in Drag (JO’s got the stilettos), then go back and read it every day and laugh.
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Fiar- Jerks is something you’d know all about and I’m not talking about your most recent addition to the staff.
JO- That really is a taser in your pants isn’t it or is it a rubber hose?
Angie- I said I felt bad. But after your comment I think I feel bad about not taking you to task much sooner. Now you got your secret blog. What girls only?
So you got in the first comment. I thought I was being polite and letting the lady go first. Fooled me. Then again JO is wearing heels now days.
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I’m rubber and you’re glue. Anything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.
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Now, Les, the problem is that you didn’t make yourself clear. I *AM* a woman after all, needing to be “hosed” or backhanded (or have a high-heel shoe stuck in my eye), so you have to take that into consideration and make yourself clear. You KNOW women don’t think like men (a physical impossibility, as we have no penis in which to store our brains), and I know it’s tough thinking UP to our level (especially mine; I’m a depressed genius with my mind in the gutter, so if you can get there, you deserve an Oreo Cookie Award). I thought you felt bad for forgetting it was Sunday and time to tear the rest of us down. You didn’t specify.
My blog WASN’T secret. In fact, Fiar stopped by once upon a time (actually I think a couple of times, left me a good link once, too). You should have come by back then, so you, too, could revel in the profane yet somehow glorious (and often viscerally repulsive) nonsense coming out of my head – psychological diarrhea.
I locked it down when Queen Obamabot Bitch went off on me in 17,765-page comments NOT because I said Barry was a f^^king idiot (which I did) but for what followed (twisted Ralph Nader ala Shepard Smith style into what it was not, an “Uncle Tom bomb,” I guess, so I am just racist motherf^^ker), questioning how “black” he is and worried that when he f^^ks everything up, the work (and death) of REAL men like MLK will have have been in vain. Only a matter of time, what with his pretending to be black.
I said what I said – CLEARLY – in a post with MY NAME on it, accused of “not owning the s#1t” I said. My blog, my name, my words – and I’m not “owning” it. Yeah. Then she sicced her Twitter friends on me. Apparently I’m just so full of hate from the circumstances I “chose” to put myself in (like being diagnosed with MS – yeah, I *CHOSE* that one – among other nifty little piles of s#1t littering my life). Oh, and I’m a liar, too. And an asshat begging for attention (said blog NOT listed for Google crawls and which was listed only with MBL and Technorati ages before my life turned into a swirling-in-the-toilet two-flusher turd), with MAYBE 4 or 5 people that actually read it regularly. Just screaming for attention, right?
Give me time. I’m working on it, making it bigger and better and badder than ever. She didn’t like what I had to say before, so I wonder how she’s going to react when I go all Tourette’s with all the s#1t in my head now….. ROFLMAO
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Uh…didn’t he throw the gays under the bus this week by picking a for-real minister to pray at the big show in DC?
I think I’m too tired to be snarky.
Barry does need to grow a pair, though.
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Angie -Love to read that! If you’re so inclined, drop me an email. Address is at my blog.
RT- It should be a game show.
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OK, whats up with that?
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Oh, it will be a truly wondrous sight, Les. When QOB sends her army of Twittering Fools goosestepping across mid-Michigan to root me out and destroy me, a battle cry will resonate across the Great Lakes and beyond, and I will pry my gimp ass out of my chair long enough to turn around and display an orifice she’d be better off inserting her head into than the one it’s stuck in now.
Two fearless leaders locked in battle…. that should make the 6 o’clock news, shouldn’t it? If nothing else, we could post it on YouTube.
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I can’t think of a witty caption I’d just like to say, you’re all limp wristed pansies… even the ladies, whom have moustaches!
Merry Christmas!
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I suppose Aussies can’t be limp wristed as they have to hang on to the ass end of the world to keep from falling off.
And a very Merry Christmas to you too.
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How does one get a swarm of Obamabots to descend upon them?
I have a new tear gas I need to test out, and I need some “volunteers.”
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Come on, Fiar – it should be clear. Call Barry an Uncle Tom, only not really; you have to say something they can twist into an Uncle Tom bomb, so they can attack and act all indignant and righteous (when they’re really just morons). They jumped on Nader like he was a wildebeest; every MSM idiot with a keyboard proved that they need to be standing in the unenjoyment line, and every dingleberry with a camera and access to YouTube proved that they need to be smiling at the world from within the confines of a well-padded room after several shots of Haldol and application of a coat with really long sleeves.
For the first time in my adult lifetime, I was never so proud of my country as the day Ralph Nader refused to back down to intimidation tactics from the left and take back what he said. That man has a spine. He has shown that HE has what it takes to lead this country. His statement is eerily prescient, now that we see Obama has made his choice: Being an Uncle Tom to the big corporations instead of an Uncle Sam to the American people.
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Alright, I need a real flame war. This parody stuff is great, but I miss scorching dumbasses like old whatsisname, was it blowfly, or barfly, or barfey, or some such. What ever happened to the good trolls?
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I can start trolling for ya, JO. I am really good at mimicking dumbasses. Give you a reason to beat me with a hose? Or stick a shoe in my eye?
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Of Course we can’t be limp wristed Les, we’re to busy holding up the world economy….
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[...] daily televised speeches are more fun than midget tossing. The next day he tossed Gates under the bus. It must be getting crowed under there. What with his racist white grandmother, his racist black [...]
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LOOK AT THIS ITS BUSH’S FAULT!!
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That line just never seems to go out of vogue, does it?