As obviously stated above, a truckload is a measurable amount, whereas a fuckload is immeasurable…and “funner” to say.

NOTE: The use of “funner” is intentional and solely included so that I may write a sentence with both a grossly profane word, and a grossly stupid word. Man, that felt great.

You know everything? You can’t even write a blog without deleting it 3 month’s later.

Pope Terry and Naomi are right.

Fuck the truck!

Easy, rhyming, chant-able slogan for the win!

For fuck’s sakes. Are you seriously telling me you know how Hawking calculated anything in any of his books? The complexity of the fuckload is something that cannot be calculated by mere mortals.

Although I will concede that your second suggested title would make a good one. Perhaps for one of his upcoming works?

I know everything, because I am God. I created the fuckload. I had to pull together a lot of fucking bullshit to make a fuckload. If I told you how much a fuckload of bullshit weighs, I’d have to kill you. I had to get all of my bullshit from Al Gore’s Eternal Universe of Bullshit. Cheap fucker didn’t even give me a bulk discount. He was up to his eyeballs with bullshit, and still wouldn’t give me a break.

If a fuckload is not a quantifiable amount, how in the fuck did Hawking calculate it in his book “Calculating the Fuckload?” Shouldn’t it have merely been titled “Probing the Fuckload” or “Why Does My Finger Smell Like Ass?”

RichJ does not have a point. Pope Terry has a point. You didn’t see RichJ citing Hawking, did you?

Well, richj has a valid point. However….is a truckload larger than a shebang or nine-yards?

Since I feel contrary today, I vote for truckload because it has more letters, and you can fuck in a truck. Can you truck in a fuck?

A fuckload purely for the fact its not a quantifiable amount. A truck can deliver a truckload, but a fuck load is just an amount so extreme in its proportions it defies quantity. You should read, ‘Calculating the Fuckload’ by Steven Hawking for a true explanation… its one of his earlier works.

Oh, that kind of fuckload.

Here I thought. Never mind.

My vote is fuckload, if not just to say fuckload again.