Isn’t there some kind of eye-drop that will clear that up?

Yeah, it’s called “semen.”

You wait until morning to leave?

Usually the beauty is beholded after a few drops of alcohol. The only thing that can clear that up is a rigorous shagging, a good night’s sleep, and the clear light of day.

And then, a quick and silent exit out the door.

Chris C. has a point… amazingly, if beauty is in the eye of the beholder where is ugliness, and the clitoris… is that in the eyes to.

Whoever said beauty is in the eye of the beholder must have been an ugly person.

Amen!

So it’s actually beer that is in the eye of the beholder.

That doesn’t sound right.

Beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.

Now that sounds better.

I have an astigmatism. That kind of messes up my ability to behold anything, and there isn’t a drop of anything that can help it.

Plus, I’m not so sure beauty is in the eye of the beholder. I just think there is evidence of a lot of people wearing beer goggles.

I need to start hanging out with drunk guys again. The sober ones suck.

I must admit, I’ve never inspected a turd to see which end is shiner. I also must admit, I don’t plan to start any time soon.

Sorrow and shame be upon thee. I can see that there is much work to be done in this den of transgression. For I witness the demons that lurk in the murky corners of your misbegotten souls.

Friar Fiar, Brother Chris, pray with me for these heathens. Lest it all be too late and the shadow of Him Who’s Middle Name Must Not Be Spoken blanket the face of all that is still good in the land.

I beseech thee! If not for your own sake, do it for the children!

Damn it! The f*%king offering plate is still empty!

That was supposed to say “wonderful”… I’m at work and I keep getting distracted… lmao