Last night I was watching a show and it was explaining how everything was part of the natural balance. All parts of the ecosystem have an important role in keeping the ecosystem balanced, and that’s why we should not hunt any animals to extinction.
This led me to wonder if the same principle applies to politicians. So that is this week’s topic:
What would happen if politicians were driven to extinction?
Discuss.
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15 responses so far ↓
1
Les James
// Aug 3, 2008 at 11:48 am
What are you thinking? That would leave a void and often a more powerful creature comes in behind to fill the vacant spot. If you’re looking to have that hole filled by something bigger and more aggresive then wish for the current crop to end up in our gas tanks.
You’re a sick man, Fiar
2
Insolublog
// Aug 3, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Answer: The driver would have to be given a generous tip.
3
Fiar
// Aug 3, 2008 at 2:36 pm
Les, I am thinking that I will fill the void.
If you’re looking to have that hole filled by something bigger and more aggresive
How apropos.
4
Augusto
// Aug 3, 2008 at 7:28 pm
The known evil is far safer than the unknown evil therefore we must save them since we at least know how to survive.
5
Augusto
// Aug 3, 2008 at 7:30 pm
>>>If you’re looking to have that hole filled by something bigger and more aggresive
Fiar - you are such a perv … and I didn’t mean that as a compliment btw.
6
Les James
// Aug 3, 2008 at 8:39 pm
Just want to make sure I understand. I believe Augusto has taken the meaning I intended. You want to be the one to come in from behind and fill the void?
I knew the future looked bleak, but I never…
Please, please say it isn’t so. Say it’s all a misunderstanding.
7
Fiar
// Aug 3, 2008 at 9:01 pm
No. YOU’RE gay!
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
8
Augusto
// Aug 3, 2008 at 9:19 pm
I think Fiar means to say: just relax, you’re gonna enjoy this…after a little while. bite the pillow, that will help.
Not that there is anything wrong with that either.
9
Chris C.
// Aug 3, 2008 at 9:53 pm
yah but then some crazy old guy would come along millions of years later, find their DNA in a piece of amber, and re-create the pols on some tropical island for a theme park.
10
Les James
// Aug 3, 2008 at 10:45 pm
I’m gay! No, you’re gay and and ugly too!
11
Alex L.
// Aug 4, 2008 at 2:38 am
No politicians… geez we might have actually have qualified people running things then…
Ha, no I’m kidding it would be terrible, you’d have the next level of scum rise to the top, so whats that, used car sales men…
12
Chris C.
// Aug 4, 2008 at 11:05 am
We already have one running for President Alex here in the US. Every time I see Obama I ask myself: “would you buy a used car from this man?”
13
Fiar
// Aug 4, 2008 at 2:03 pm
The consensus seems to be that however sucky our politicians are, they are better than the alternative we would face if they were to go extinct. Therefore, the original theory seems to hold up. Everything has it’s place in the ecosystem.
14
Les James
// Aug 4, 2008 at 3:11 pm
So where do gays fit in? Oh, never mind.
15
Augusto
// Aug 4, 2008 at 8:33 pm
>>>Where do the gays fit in?
Les, someone has to create fabulous clothes , trendy trends, decorate the white house and then wow us all on Broadway. Right? What would Dubya have done without the “architect”?
And Chris - I recommend that you buy a used car from no one.
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