Financial Crisis | Flame War Parody #43
In this current climate of financial crisis, many of us will be finding ourselves laid off, or seeking supplementary income. Others will be cutting back on expenses in any way that the belt can be tightened. This leads us to an important question that will be either asked or answered by many readers of this conservative humor site.
Would you like fries with that?
Discuss.
Category: Flame War Parody Tags: Financial Crisis Humor, Flame War Parody, Political Humor, Political Humour
2004–2012
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If things don’t change here quickly, I’ll be asking that question. Thanks Mr. I-Think-I’ll-Rub-Salt-In -His-Wounds for your completely thoughtless treatment of this subject. Do you think I want to work for some pimple faced teenage high school drop out?
Actually, I’ve got a couple of pretty good leads on jobs that will throw me into a higher tax bracket and then I’ll have to pay much higher taxes, lowering my real income down to where I should have taken the job flipping burgers because I’d be taking home more!
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NO FRIES!!! Fries are French, and as we all know, anything French is by definition, crappy.
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I’m not allowed to have fries. My trainer said so. He might make me work harder if I eat them.
I am allowed to have a potato with nothing on it. They are from Idaho and not France.
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Tater-tots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Sorry, the lack of junk food is making me a little crazy.)
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When I’m the customer, I get the combo – even with the freedom fries.
I’m going to be saying Welcome to Walmart – I can’t be tempted working around all that greasy food.
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If I order french fries does that mean I am surrendering?
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As long as you use a small “f” it’s OK. It’s diminutive, like the french.
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Darryl, the liberal, gets fries with that. That means fries are liberal. And as we all know, anything liberal is, by definition, crappy.
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What about a liberal dose of kickass? Is that crappy?
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Yes. Doses of kickass should only be violent and overwhelming, not liberal.
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I’ll take some fries, are they free… wait can you get conservative fries, or is that just a potato.