By now, we all know that Hillary Clinton is some form of unborn baby eating, soul stealing, walking dead with unparalleled superpowers. We even know about her unnatural offspring. If you didn’t know those things, then follow the preceding links and prepare to be educated.
There are many kinds of undead and evil supernatural beasts. There are vampires, zombies, werewolves, ghosts, and mummies. Let’s not also forget straight out demons, taking human form. There are a horrifying number of other possibilities as well, but we cannot rid ourselves of the undead, unless we know which kind of beast we are dealing with.
Which finally brings us to this week’s topic:
What kind of undead/beast/unholy/demon is Hillary Clinton?
Discuss.
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13 responses so far ↓
1
Eileen
// Jun 8, 2008 at 5:00 pm
She is a very powerful alive human, who can be a serious threat to anyone who gets in her way.
Therefore if Obama is smart, he will NOT choose her as the Vice.
He is already, probably at a higher risk of being murdered, than any candidate has been in a long time.
2
Les James
// Jun 8, 2008 at 7:35 pm
She’s the bastard step-child of ambition, greed, and arrogance. She’s a POLITICIAN! You can’t kill her and she doesn’t have a soul. That was part of the trade. Now she’s wounded. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
3
Wyatt Earp
// Jun 8, 2008 at 8:15 pm
Isn’t obvious? She’s ManBearPig.
4
Chris C.
// Jun 8, 2008 at 8:46 pm
Chupacabra!
5
Fiar
// Jun 8, 2008 at 8:56 pm
So, according to what Les says, she’s a vampire and a stake through the heart oughtta do it. Right?
6
Fiar
// Jun 8, 2008 at 9:00 pm
Chris, for being the person who suggested this argument, you don’t seem to have very strong feelings about it. What are you, some sort of coward?
7
Les James
// Jun 8, 2008 at 9:27 pm
She has no F’ing heart! Don’t you get it! She’ a souless, heartless, ruthless (has no ruth) un-dead lawyer. She can’t be killed!
I’ll bet you can find some kind of mark on Obama too.
I hear it’s between their butt cheeks, but I’m not going to look for it! They both have lots of pointy teeth and sharp, pitch-forked tongues. Besides, that’s where their heads are usually hovering.
8
julie
// Jun 8, 2008 at 9:41 pm
Hillary is going to go independent, and choose Harriet Christian as her running mate! Just wait you see! Just wait you see!
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Chris C.
// Jun 9, 2008 at 1:26 am
“Chris, for being the person who suggested this argument, you don’t seem to have very strong feelings about it. What are you, some sort of coward?”
Ah but chupacabra is a very demeaning term when used to describe a person. It has a negative connotation, especially in the Hispanic community.
10
Fiar
// Jun 9, 2008 at 6:14 am
Welcome to America, Chris. Please speak English.
11
Chris C.
// Jun 10, 2008 at 12:16 am
You underestimate the power of the chupacabra.
12
Alex L.
// Jun 10, 2008 at 2:55 am
She is Belphegor, wiki him he’s a charming little devil, leads people to make discoveries and gain success with little effort… all that change talk for just one vote… hmmm, I think you’ll agree I’m right, plus the fact that shes actaully a goat type man demon in a pants suit.
13
Fiar
// Jun 10, 2008 at 9:03 am
You’re right about underestimating the power of the chupacabra, Chris. I had a chupacabra chalupa, and what goes in must come out.
Let me tell you. You do not want to go in there.
Powerful.
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