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This week’s topic is once again submitted by the prolific and hilarious Les James:
Speedos: High fashion or high crime?
Discuss.
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11 responses so far ↓
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Les James
// Jul 27, 2008 at 5:40 pm
I just got home from another river running weekend. Happy to report, no speedos seen.
But I would gladly do an entire piece, complete with a lot of pictures of 40+,overweight German men wearing this most , ah what’s the word I’m searching for? You know, it’s the one that describes the sound you make when you stick your finger way down your throat.
2
Les James
// Jul 27, 2008 at 5:42 pm
Hang on, I was just down-loading my wife’s camera. There are a couple of shots of speedos…
Oops, that’s me.
3
Fiar
// Jul 27, 2008 at 7:51 pm
I say the more the merrier, and that goes for sharing my physique with the world.
4
rt
// Jul 27, 2008 at 8:43 pm
I’m sure with the proper high heels, speedos could be considered high fashion; however since they prove that smuggling is going on, wouldn’t that be a crime?
5
Chris C.
// Jul 27, 2008 at 9:40 pm
Banana hammocks are always high crime. The French wear them and I don’t trust them one bit.
6
Les James
// Jul 27, 2008 at 10:53 pm
Chris- Come on man, the French are lighting up Paris with nuclear power and are considering making it a crime -punishable by up to four years in prison- to come in to their country illegally. Maybe it’s time to get in touch with your…your banana hammock.
7
Alex L.
// Jul 28, 2008 at 1:30 am
It depends on the size and the shape of the budgie your smuggling I guess.
8
Augusto
// Jul 28, 2008 at 5:43 pm
This is entirely a matter of situational legalities.
Remembering Mark Spitz at the Olympics - the Speedo was appropriately fashionable as well as functional.
Imagining Rush Limbaugh or Larry King in their Speedos at the No-tell Motel pool frolicking with a bikini-wearing Janet Reno - highly illegal…not to mention a cruel and blinding experience.
9
Candy Shepherd
// Jul 28, 2008 at 8:09 pm
High fashion. I think it’s very fashionable to be able to pre-evaluate potential mates so speedily.
10
Pat
// Jul 29, 2008 at 6:54 am
Speedos are better than those chitty chitty bang bang swim pants that I’ve seen lately. Who wears pants when they’re swimming? They are Taliban-Utah-burqa swimwear.
11
richj
// Jul 29, 2008 at 9:34 am
OK, I guess it’s time to break out the man-g. FIAR has always been a fan.
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