Flame War Parody #33 – Speedos
Every Sunday, we take a step back from the seriousness of politics and make a little fun of ourselves and the nature of internet arguments. It’s pretty stupid to get all wound up over an opinion some asshole expressed on teh interwebs, so that’s exactly what we do to kick off each week.
This week’s topic is once again submitted by the prolific and hilarious Les James:
Speedos: High fashion or high crime?
Discuss.
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Category: Flame War Parody Tags: Flame War Parody, Humor
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I just got home from another river running weekend. Happy to report, no speedos seen.
But I would gladly do an entire piece, complete with a lot of pictures of 40+,overweight German men wearing this most , ah what’s the word I’m searching for? You know, it’s the one that describes the sound you make when you stick your finger way down your throat.
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Hang on, I was just down-loading my wife’s camera. There are a couple of shots of speedos…
Oops, that’s me.
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I say the more the merrier, and that goes for sharing my physique with the world.
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I’m sure with the proper high heels, speedos could be considered high fashion; however since they prove that smuggling is going on, wouldn’t that be a crime?
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Banana hammocks are always high crime. The French wear them and I don’t trust them one bit.
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Chris- Come on man, the French are lighting up Paris with nuclear power and are considering making it a crime -punishable by up to four years in prison- to come in to their country illegally. Maybe it’s time to get in touch with your…your banana hammock.
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It depends on the size and the shape of the budgie your smuggling I guess.
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This is entirely a matter of situational legalities.
Remembering Mark Spitz at the Olympics – the Speedo was appropriately fashionable as well as functional.
Imagining Rush Limbaugh or Larry King in their Speedos at the No-tell Motel pool frolicking with a bikini-wearing Janet Reno – highly illegal…not to mention a cruel and blinding experience.
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High fashion. I think it’s very fashionable to be able to pre-evaluate potential mates so speedily.
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Speedos are better than those chitty chitty bang bang swim pants that I’ve seen lately. Who wears pants when they’re swimming? They are Taliban-Utah-burqa swimwear.
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OK, I guess it’s time to break out the man-g. FIAR has always been a fan.
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Speedos are high fashion. Speedos are practical for (you guessed it) swimming. They are comfortable, dry fast and leave a nice tan line. The sight of Rush Limbaugh is disgusting in board shorts OR a speedo. Firm fit flat abs, however, are hot in board shorts AND speedos. Plenty of straight and gay guys like them. Some women don’t like to see the outline of a guys package, but some dig it. Live and let live. To each his/her own. Look or look away.
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You are three years late to the argument.
But for what’s it worth the only thing worst than a man in speedos is making eye contact with a man wearing speedos. ewww.