You are three years late to the argument. But for what’s it worth the only thing worst than a man in speedos is making eye contact with a man wearing speedos. ewww.

Speedos are high fashion. Speedos are practical for (you guessed it) swimming. They are comfortable, dry fast and leave a nice tan line. The sight of Rush Limbaugh is disgusting in board shorts OR a speedo. Firm fit flat abs, however, are hot in board shorts AND speedos. Plenty of straight and gay guys like them. Some women don’t like to see the outline of a guys package, but some dig it. Live and let live. To each his/her own. Look or look away.

OK, I guess it’s time to break out the man-g. FIAR has always been a fan.

Speedos are better than those chitty chitty bang bang swim pants that I’ve seen lately. Who wears pants when they’re swimming? They are Taliban-Utah-burqa swimwear.

High fashion. I think it’s very fashionable to be able to pre-evaluate potential mates so speedily.

This is entirely a matter of situational legalities.

Remembering Mark Spitz at the Olympics – the Speedo was appropriately fashionable as well as functional.

Imagining Rush Limbaugh or Larry King in their Speedos at the No-tell Motel pool frolicking with a bikini-wearing Janet Reno – highly illegal…not to mention a cruel and blinding experience.

It depends on the size and the shape of the budgie your smuggling I guess.

Chris- Come on man, the French are lighting up Paris with nuclear power and are considering making it a crime -punishable by up to four years in prison- to come in to their country illegally. Maybe it’s time to get in touch with your…your banana hammock.

Banana hammocks are always high crime. The French wear them and I don’t trust them one bit.

I’m sure with the proper high heels, speedos could be considered high fashion; however since they prove that smuggling is going on, wouldn’t that be a crime?