Welcome to the last flame war parody before the big election day showdown. In the spirit of the upcoming election, today we explore the pervasive nature of sportsmanship.
Which is more important: Whether you win or lose, or how you play the game?
Discuss.
2004–2009
13 responses so far ↓
1
JumpOut
// Nov 2, 2008 at 7:16 pm
Winning isn’t everything, it’s the only thing, and if you disagree with me, I’ll kick you in the nuts.
2
RT
// Nov 2, 2008 at 7:56 pm
Beating the other into submission would be how you play the game, right?
3
Fiar
// Nov 2, 2008 at 8:07 pm
RT makes a great point, nutfondler. If you play the game right, then you don’t have to worry about losing. Losing is for losers, and winners don’t play to lose. They play to win, and if that means playing dirty then that’s what you do. It’s how you play the game that determines winning or losing.
Sorry nutgrabber, but you lose.
4
JumpOut
// Nov 2, 2008 at 8:44 pm
We’ll see when you’re writhing in pain from a debate winning taser blast.
5
Les James
// Nov 2, 2008 at 9:06 pm
It doesn’t matter if you win or lose, unless you lose. Then it doesn’t matter because you LOST!
Loser, Loser, Loser.
Just remember to always be a good sportsman and gloat behind the stupid loser’s back.
6
Les James
// Nov 2, 2008 at 9:16 pm
Just had this odd thought. The Dems are kind of like that girl in the bar (or guy for you women and others) who looks really good when you’re ripped out of your mind. Then in the morning…
So at first you thought you won, then the ugly truth sets in. Later you find out she also had a hidden little secret and it laughs at modern medicine.
Sometimes even if you win, you lose. It doesn’t matter how you play the game. There’s an answer in here somewhere.
7
Angie
// Nov 3, 2008 at 2:57 am
If you get enough dirty credit card contributions, you can buy your win, even if you lose.
Vague promises of nothing waved about with some magic poofs work wonders, too.
8
Darryl
// Nov 3, 2008 at 10:09 am
Oh Angie - wonderful thoughts that took me back to 2000. Them was the good ole days.
So much better than 2004 when we had to depend on Diebolt to give us a victory.
9
Eric
// Nov 3, 2008 at 12:12 pm
The nazis won at first, but it didn’t work out well for them in the end. Capitolism won over communism, it appears that may have been a temporary thing, as well, maybe we are just learning the lesson the nazi party learned.
The terrorists won 72 virgins, does that count?
(not sure what good a virgin is when you don’t have a penis)
Maybe the only real winner is the one left alive. Where’s Gilligans island when you need it?
10
TCR
// Nov 3, 2008 at 4:10 pm
It’s how you play the game, as long as you play to win.
11
Fiar
// Nov 3, 2008 at 8:14 pm
How are you going to win with a taser when I have a nuke?
Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
BOOM!
I win!
12
JumpOut
// Nov 3, 2008 at 8:42 pm
Now you’re getting it!
13
Alex L.
// Nov 4, 2008 at 12:06 am
Who remembers the losers… and we all know being the one people remember is the most important thing. If you’re not going to win then there is no point.
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