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Flight 93: The Movie

April 24th, 2006 by Fiar · 6 Comments ·

If you haven’t seen the trailer you can see it in a crappy small resolution version at Flight93.net.

I’ve been hearing about how people seeing the trailer for the movie are all upset that the images presented are too disturbing. I don’t get it. I didn’t see much at all in the trailer that seemed to have disturbing images. It was actually pretty tame.

I don’t know if they modified the preview or not, but I didn’t see any disturbing images. I had some disturbing emotions. I can say that. Maybe that’s what people are afraid of - emotions.

I was reminded of just how “Eff ‘em all!” I felt that day. I was reminded that I don’t give a crap about the “rights” of scum with less regard for human life than a maggot has. I felt pissed, on a monumental scale.

I didn’t cive a crap about “human rights” for terrorist scum, and I didn’t care about spreading democracy. I only cared about payback.

So now the anger has risen again. Screw the “detainees” at G’itmo. Don’t tell me about human rights. These festering plagues have forfeit their humanity, and their rights. I would be far more concerned with the rights of maggots than the rights of pedophile death cultists bent on the destruction of western civilization.

They forfeit their humanity, and their rights when they decided that children and falafel stands were legitmate military targets. When they decided that innocent civilians were the enemy, they forfeit their rights. They became more worthless than any virus, when they refused to abide by one single convention of war.

I don’t care. Turn the crapweasels into ash.

I am actually torn. On one hand, it would be much more fun to think up the most inhumane, excruciating methods of death and torture for these bacterial infections of humanity. Not to extract information, but just because they so richly deserve it.

On the other hand, it’s just not efficient. It may be fun to find the termites and burn them with lighters, pull off their legs, and various other cruel things, but at the end of it, you still have a termite problem. The thing to do is bomb the house with poison, and exterminate them.

No more termite problem.

There’s a reason why this site is called Radioactive Liberty. In case you’re having difficulty bumping those brain cells into each other to come up with the reason why, here’s a hint.

200 Megatons of Radioactive Liberty

I can’t wait until the movie comes out. I hope it’s all it’s hyped up to be, and then some. If anything, it’s been too long coming. I just might have to get a babysitter so I can see it opening weekend.

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6 responses so far ↓

  • 1 fmragtops // Apr 24, 2006 at 11:19 pm

    Well, I have to admit. I am afraid of emotion. Emotion breeds sloppy inefficiency. These (insert most horrible adjective you can think of here) should be exterminated as quickly, and effeciently as possible. The TRUE nuclear option. I don’t want to hear all those emotional arguements about death being too good, or don’t make martyrs, yadda yadda yadda. Death is the most effective solution to this problem infestation. The more quickly all the islamonazis and their supporters are killed, the more quickly the world will be a safer place in which to live. All that emotional torture crap is just a waste of time. We got plenty of death that needs serving.

  • 2 FIAR // Apr 24, 2006 at 11:31 pm

    200 Megatons of Radioactive Liberty. T minus 3-2-1

  • 3 The Anti-Hippie // Apr 25, 2006 at 12:20 am

    BOOOOOOOOOM!

    *crackle crackle crackle*

    (That’s the sound of the sand turning to glass!)

  • 4 von // Apr 25, 2006 at 8:34 am

    It’s really sad that somehow we got from this feeling *which was a majority* to what we have now which is “We need to understand WHY these people want to hurt us.” What a load of crap. I’m with you, fitch.

  • 5 fmragtops // Apr 25, 2006 at 8:45 am

    The only thing I want to understand is the best way to kill mountains of islamonazis.

  • 6 Sssteve // Apr 26, 2006 at 1:00 am

    Amen to all that!!!

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