A Vicious Fabrication

Now that John Bolton‘s interim appointment has passed, and the spineless Socialists in Congress lack the guts to confirm his appointment, he has officially stepped down. Frank J has clearly rethought his Presidential bid because of my own bid to become the Cruel, bloodthirsty, deranged, despot of the Universe, and he’s frightened. As such, he’s decided to try his hand at UN Ambassador.

Well, I did say he was lazy. I said he lacked ambition, and now he’s proven it by lowering the bar from President to Ambassador. I think he would fit right in with the Useless Nitwits at the UN in Turdle Bay. Instead of doing any work, which they don’t do anyway, everyone will do the Moonwalk, shun Bacon®, and drink puppy smoothies.

Meanwhile, genocide will continue, and Israel will be blamed for all the world’s evils. Frank J will respond by asking that people buy his book, even though they can read it for free at IMAO.

Category: Pointless Nonsense