It is not like last week’s Democratic National Convention that is for sure. There were all kinds of moonbats and crazies running around in Denver and that’s only counting the people giving speeches and most of the talking heads of MSNBC. This week’s Republican National Convention is, well how shall I say, kinda frigging boring?
Before the RNC got going this week, John McCain spent time with his son putting together care packages for people in the affected areas of Hurricane Gustav. As the Republican Presidential candidate, McCain was concerned about even the minute details of the convention.
Of course there was the big joke played on first-time RNC-goer Joe Lieberman…
They switched all the coffee to decaf right before his big speech and the entire audience fell asleep. But in a final funny twist it turned out nobody ordered coffee. Those funny Republicans.
Outside at least there were some of those crazy people protesting silly causes. This group is probably defending gay rights for animals or something stupid like that.
See I told you. Why do all the people who believe in 911 conspiracies wear cargo shorts by the way? Must be some kind of uniform they have to wear or something, I don’t know. And if you ask them why, I am pretty sure it would go like how underpants gnomes explain profit…
George W. Bush showed up on video with a pep rally speech for McCain, the man he trashed in the last two elections. Hey look, Bush may have not been the best President and sure he may have taken liberties with our Constitution but is that any worse then a female intern’s liberty in a closet in the White House? Six of one, half dozen of another I say.
Speaking of the ladies, the highlight of course was last night’s speech by Republican Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin.
After that speech the moonbats must have sprung into action, riding their bikes down to Starbucks to blog against the very things they believe in. The Republican National Convention might not have had the spice of the other half of the dysfunctional political system but they sure kept the crazies on the left of the blogsphere and the mainstream media busy playing Hippocrates with Sarah Palin.
On second thought, maybe the Republican National Convention wasn’t so boring after all.
Chris Cameron writes this weekly political humor column every Thursday. You can also read his own odd and strange humor as his own humor blog, Angry Seafood.
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10 responses so far ↓
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Fiar
// Sep 4, 2008 at 2:07 pm
I’m pretty sure there’s a dead baby in that Target bag.
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Chris C
// Sep 4, 2008 at 7:56 pm
I don’t know FIAR, I’m thinking dead hippie.
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RT
// Sep 4, 2008 at 8:03 pm
I want some ice cream.
Investigate 911? Is there something wrong our emergency response system? Oh, and they are not cargo pants to the unwashed folks; they are “adventure” pants. It is the only pair they own and they see lots of outdoor, walking, and looking homeless fun.
Fiar: If that is a dead baby in the Target bag, does that mean it is a lunch bag?
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Chris C
// Sep 4, 2008 at 10:23 pm
Man I should have waited to add in the moonbats trying to disrupt McCain’s speech.
Why don’t they have “USA” chants at the DNC? Because the Liberals don’t allow that stuff at communist rallies!
hahahahaha….
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Alex L.
// Sep 5, 2008 at 12:47 am
Well if the underpants gnomes say so…
I didnt know target stocked dead babies, well no more walmart for me!
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Loose Cannon
// Sep 5, 2008 at 7:57 pm
Great Post! Check out “Are You F—ing kidding me” for a related story about Mrs. Palin called “Attack of the Snow MILF.”
Also, I just gave you 3 smileys.
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Les James
// Sep 5, 2008 at 8:48 pm
Was the crying lib the one bleeding in the snow?
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Chris C
// Sep 6, 2008 at 12:03 am
Thanks Loose Cannon. Honestly, this post was one of my experiments. I generally don’t use so many pictures.
That’s the best thing about writing for FIAR, he lets you experiment and try some different things, much like the hot girl with really crappy self-esteem. Of course FIAR thinks highly of himself, perhaps too much at times, and he isn’t a hot girl but I think you get the point
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Chris C
// Sep 6, 2008 at 12:05 am
For the love of God it is pronounced ‘Tar-jhay’. Well, at least that’s how the stay-at-home moms say it.
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diesel
// Sep 6, 2008 at 10:33 pm
A presidential candidate should stay away from something with that many targets on it.
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