Blind hatred like Mrs Obama and her pastor friend maybe…

Just remember you can’t spell moonbats without ‘s’ and ‘o’. hehe

Hang on, I’m trying to muster-up some ignorant, blind hatred… Nope, can’t do it. Way too much energy expended on a person that deserves pity, but I can’t seem to be able to bring myself to that either.

Must have been the way SO presented him/her/itself (I don’t want to assume). Next time try phrasing your answer in the form of a question. You know, like in Jeopardy. If you’ve never seen it, bring a conservative (not a Republican) friend to help you with the big words.

Being a Conservative requires the ability to think for oneself, mull over the issues after investigating the facts and then making an informed decision. Liberalism only requires the infantile ability to emote.

Damn, just gave way the main idea for an upcoming post.

Who needs reading comprehension when all you need is to recite one phrase and two words like “Yes, we can,” “hope,” and “change”?

No independent thought, sense of humor, or ability to read needed there, eh?

S O said: “I was so intrigued to find a conservative humor blog… then you insinuate it was the democrats who sabotaged McCain’s ticket in 2000. Whoops! That was none other than the prestigious W’s campaign. And guess what? McCain just hired the guy that did it.

…so, not so funny when your jokes depend on ignorance and blind hatred. Maybe that’s why conservatives can’t do humor.”

Your lack of reading comprehension is disturbing. Did you even make it past fourth grade?

See, I’ve heard that Wright’s nickname is Muskrat of loooooooove. (Said in a Barry White type of voice.)

Oh, I get it. You just made a sub-retarded, and wildly incorrect assumption that because this is a conservative political humor site, then we must be pro-McCain rah rah Republican cheerleaders.

But, again, I refer to your lack of reading comprehension skills. The title would say “Republican political humor” if that was the case. See how conservatives aren’t Republicans because Republicans are still Socialist Democrats. Just without the “surrender America to it’s enemies” part.

Where exactly did Chris insinuate that the Democrats sabotaged the McCain campaign? From the linked article:

In South Carolina, Bush Republicans were facing an opponent who was popular for his straight talk and Vietnam war record. They knew that if McCain won in South Carolina, he would likely win the nomination. With few substantive differences between Bush and McCain, the campaign was bound to turn personal. The situation was ripe for a smear.

Thus, the “pollsters” asked McCain supporters if they would be more or less likely to vote for McCain if they knew he had fathered an illegitimate child who was black. In the conservative, race-conscious South, that’s not a minor charge. We had no idea who made the phone calls, who paid for them, or how many calls were made. Effective and anonymous: the perfect smear campaign.

Then he followed with “When you get bitch-slapped that hard it is no wonder you vote with Bush 90% of the time.”

In other words, he didn’t want to piss off Bush twice.

No wonder Liberals don’t have a sense of humor. They can’t even comprehend what they are reading.

I was so intrigued to find a conservative humor blog… then you insinuate it was the democrats who sabotaged McCain’s ticket in 2000. Whoops! That was none other than the prestigious W’s campaign. And guess what? McCain just hired the guy that did it.

…so, not so funny when your jokes depend on ignorance and blind hatred. Maybe that’s why conservatives can’t do humor.

Bill Ayers is a muskrat? Damn. I knew it.