Ron Coleman points out a story that “eHarmony has been sued for running its business pursuant to its own moral — or business — compass:
The popular online dating service eHarmony was sued on Thursday for refusing to offer its services to gays, lesbians and bisexuals.
A lawsuit alleging discrimination based on sexual orientation was filed in Los Angeles Superior Court on behalf of Linda Carlson, who was denied access to eHarmony because she is gay.
This is an outrage! How dare eHarmony find a target market and market themselves to it? It’s just disgusting that they don’t provide their promise of matching on “29 dimensions of compatibility” to men seeking the ultimate car and women seeking the perfect pair of shoes.
Oh, sure, eHarmony says their not equipped to do such a thing. What do they think they exist for? To turn a profit or something?
No, they exist to give any person whatever it is that person demands. I want my compatibility for the computer of my dreams!
The way eHarmony is acting, you’d think that it was like someone could just take their business elsewhere, or if they were feeling particularly adventurous, start up their own service strictly for the gay community.
I feel sick. Humor-Blogs.com has the cure.

10 responses so far ↓
1
Sssteve
// Jun 6, 2007 at 12:10 pm
“stupid faggots, e-harmony is for hetros!”
2
Skul
// Jun 6, 2007 at 12:12 pm
Stupid turd burglars.
3
Skul
// Jun 6, 2007 at 12:13 pm
Heh, Ssssteve said F2g.
4
Gregory
// Jun 6, 2007 at 3:11 pm
I thought it was pretty common knowledge that E-Harmony was a primarily Christian site. Obviously they’re not going to promote homosexuality. She has no basis for her suit. It would be one thing if they refused to hire her because of her sexual orientation, but refusing to provide a dating service with them? Psh.
5
RT - Chief Mongress
// Jun 6, 2007 at 6:15 pm
“The way eHarmony is acting, you’d think that it was like someone could just take their business elsewhere, or if they were feeling particularly adventurous, start up their own service strictly for the gay community.”
Isn’t that what gay bars and gay bingo are for?
6
Wild Bill
// Jun 6, 2007 at 11:01 pm
Them damn F 2.0’s might have to use AOL to hook up.
7
kate
// Jun 6, 2007 at 11:53 pm
What do they need to go to eHarmony for? They can just go to Craig’s List and find other freaks of nature just like themselves…
8
Skul
// Jun 7, 2007 at 8:19 pm
The aclu will probably get involved and sneak them in the back-door.
What would they call their “dating” site?
E-Butt??
9
FIAR
// Jun 7, 2007 at 8:38 pm
What would they call their “dating” site?
Cum Guzzlers and Carpet Munchers. Hmm, that’s kind of a long name.
10
Ssssteve
// Jun 14, 2007 at 5:43 pm
Heh, Skul said “in the back-door”
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