You thought 3 blades were enough. Maybe you thought 4 blades were overkill. You may have thought 5 blades were ridiculous.
Now prepare for the closest shave ever. Get ready for the ultimate shaving experience. Get ready for…
The Beast.
Six hundred sixty six precision titanium plated blades give you the closest shave possible. Nuclear powered for an unmatched shaving experience. We guarantee the closest shave you’ve ever had.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!! My face is gone! I have no face!
The Beast: That’s one close shave.
Linked on Mudville Gazette
2004–2009
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