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Global Warming Run Amok

March 10th, 2006 by Fiar · 12 Comments ·

Just last week I had to wear a sweatshirt, a heavy jacket, a hat, and gloves when I went outside. Today, I am in short sleeves, I’m getting set to change into shorts, I am driving with the windows and the sunroof fully open, and I see convertibles with the top down. This, to me, indicates a dangerous trend in global warming that will only get worse.

Meteorological experts predict that temperatures will continue to rise by 20 degrees or more in just a few short months. This will cause a cycle of global cooling, wherein the temperature will then plummet by tens of degrees, also in just a few short months.

We have GOT to do something to end this insanity.
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12 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Mike // Mar 10, 2006 at 3:14 pm

    Dear God. When I woke up this morning it was 55 degrees out. By lunch time it was 70. At this rate we will all be fried to a crisp tomorrow. It’s too late to do anything now.

  • 2 fmragtops // Mar 10, 2006 at 4:27 pm

    Oh My God! We need to move to Mars! The Global warming is going to kill us with this severe climate changing stuff.

  • 3 FIAR // Mar 10, 2006 at 5:21 pm

    This is odd, The warming has ceased, and it seems to be cooling back down. Hopefully this means it won’t be 286 degrees, like Mike had assumed.

  • 4 rightwingprof // Mar 10, 2006 at 5:35 pm

    It’s supposed to get back down below freezing next Thursday.

  • 5 FIAR // Mar 10, 2006 at 5:51 pm

    THE WORLD’S GONE MAD!!!

  • 6 von // Mar 10, 2006 at 8:53 pm

    It was like 75 degrees down here today, and so VERY nice outside…

  • 7 Jimmy K. // Mar 10, 2006 at 9:55 pm

    Hello,
    Clicked on your Blog: Radio Active Liberty from A North American Patriot’s Blog
    I am on Wonder Women’s Blog roll too, would you like to swap links?
    Hey, now I see you have a 24 connection too ! No where do I see an email link?

    Jimmy K.
    http://butthatsjustmyopinion.blogspot.com/

  • 8 uber // Mar 12, 2006 at 10:45 am

    Clearly this phenomena involves………

    the Joooooooooooooooos!

  • 9 Dean04Prez // Mar 13, 2006 at 12:27 am

    Wait I cant seam to get a handel on this. First you come acrost as a chicken hawk neocon then you say some thing like this (abotu global warning) that is very progressive thinking.

    Is this some kind of satire?

  • 10 fmragtops // Mar 13, 2006 at 11:18 am

    Hey, it was like 89 degrees here yesterday, and tonight it’s going be back in the 40’s. I think Fitch may have stopped Global Warming! Yay Fitch. FITCH IS ALWAYS RIGHT

  • 11 FIAR // Mar 13, 2006 at 12:42 pm

    Uber, Good point.

    Dean0 - No satire here. I just might be turning a new leaf.

    FM, Don’t be so quick to judge. It’s even hotter today. We screwed things up so bad that it seems to cycle every 24 hours.

  • 12 fmragtops // Mar 13, 2006 at 1:45 pm

    OMG!!! It’s worse than I thought.

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