[...] Global Warming Armageddon [...]

[...] Global Warming Armageddon [...]

[...] Global Warming Armageddon [...]

[...] Global Warming Armageddon [...]

I particularly enjoyed your analysis of Revelations.

This article in general reminds me of the frequent dialogues regarding the evacuation plans for the city wherein I reside should the terrorists attack with dirty bombs or toxic gasses. People obsess about sheltering-in-place (Recalling Mr. Cheney’s advice on duct tape and sheets of plastic) and traffic patterns for getting everyone out of town quickly when we all know the afternoon rush hour frenzy of reaching the suburbs proves the impossibility of any such exercise.

I have every expectation of relaxing on my center city balcony in the balmy weather with a delicious mojito or vodka tonic. Let those fools die in their cars with road rage flaming all around them .

Well we could always bomb the russians and start one (nuclear winter). At least it wouldnt be so damn hot.

Actually, I think The Talking Heads (band) are doing the same thing. They are so preachy after “Sand in the Vaseline.” Heh.

In a global warming update, protestors are traveling from around the world and are converging on Hawaii. They plan to hold rallies and picket the Kilauea volcano and have threatened to take direct action against it if it does not cease expelling greenhouse and other toxic gasses into the atmosphere within 72 hours. A spokesperson for the group of protesters said that they are prepared to hurl themselves into the caldera to block the emissions if necessary.

Conservative talk show host Rush Limbaugh applauded the action, saying that he would personally reimburse the airfare for any person actually using them self as a human plug. The spokesperson for the group had no comment on Limbaugh’s statement and seem confused by the offer.

Hawaiian police say they have no intention of getting any where near the volcano and are not going to block any protest. Locals have concerns that those jumping in my not be virgins and this will anger the gods.