want the winter… Tryskavets, Ukraine

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Throughout history, the hight priests have asked for sacrifice to appease the gods. Now is no different. You are being asked to sacrifice to appease the god of climate chaos.

First it was the god of warming, but we have clarified it is actually the god of chaos. Chaos is warming, cooling and no change.

Let us for a moment consider the “Little Problem” hidden in plain sight by CO2 screamers: Methane.

Methane is a potent greenhouse gas; in fact, it is MORE potent than CO2. We don’t hear about it simply because it is not (yet) found in as large quantities as is CO2, the effects of methane having been “slightly overlooked” for decades with regards to global warming.

I read an article a while back advising a shift to vegetarianism, to slow global warming by decreasing methane emissions from agricultural sources.

Now, let me tell you, cow s#it is some seriously powerful stuff! Rather than ELIMINATING animal agriculture, we should be promoting it as an alternative energy source, as is done at one of our nearby farms:

http://www.greenmeadowfarms.co.....gester.htm

For some time now, admissions have been made (ever so quietly) about the contribution of methane to global warming; however, I have noticed little mention made of two documented sources of massive methane emissions into the atmosphere:
1. Melting of frozen methane trapped in ocean beds and permafrost.
2. Living, “breathing” plants (you know, the ones that covert CO2 into oxygen so we need more of them, amen and hallelujah!) release more than oxygen into the atmosphere; they also release methane, and in GREATER QUANTITIES than decomposing plants.

Until we get straight answers, we’re never going to get a straight solution. Examination of the geological record shows global temperature shifts throughout “prehistory,” quite obviously no fault of man and his technology.

But who am I to talk? I’m just another asshat.

we could encourage the hippies to plant more hemp, it consumes carbon dioxide.

I have also heard that it makes good biofuel, softer t-shirts, and better paper, and better brownies.

You know what else puts CO2 into the air? Breathing. The damn dirty hippies better stop so they can save the planet.

Unfortunately Al Gore has cut me off from his newsletters after finding out I subscribed under multiple accounts in order to have kindling for my wood stove.

Isn’t burning paper to keep warm recycling? OH crap I just realized that puts more CO2 in the air.

The new speak is that CO2 causes climate chaos. “We did not mean warming”, but meant chaos. Warming causes cooling. Therefore, warming, cooling and doing nothing are the severe catastrophic consequences of CO2.

Well it’s warmer here today, mid-30s. Despite Al Gore’s hot-air filled demands to cool-it, I’ll keep my electric heater going or releasing CO2 through the hole in the ozone layer, produced by my wood burning stove.

This is Les James, or possibly his new alternate persona Capt. Carbon

I hate snow. Please make it go away. I wanna be warm again