JumpOut, Fashion Editor for Conservative Political Humor and Satire by Radioactive Liberty and *known Frenchie, tried to send All American Ace Reporter, Les James to find out, just what’s behind Obama’s Big Green Balls. Seeing right through that sophomoric maneuver, Les never the less did uncover some interesting information on the first of two large, “green” Presidential Inauguration Balls, which is slated for the 20th of this month. He files this report.

For the fashion world, green is in this year. Everyone who is anyone will be wearing it. This exciting trend surged a few months ago, when veteran statesman John McCain lost to the completely green, Barack Obama.

John was seen wearing a lovely shade of envy for several weeks after the election, while many conservatives were sporting a luscious hue of mal de mer.

Setting a fine example for us all, the new President will take a giant step backwards

Jumping in with both of his climate neutral feet, Mr. Green himself, AL Gore will be hosting The Green Ball: Inauguration of a New Green Economy. Al has spared no expense in making this the most marvelously earth friendly Inauguration Ball ever.

He has chartered 18 private and commercial passenger jets to fly hundreds of thousands of miles between now and the Big Night.  They are winging between DC and far-flung destinations gathering biospherically amicable  treasures, to ensure only low carbon footprint cuisine, beverages and decor are displayed at this Global Warming defeating event. Isn’t that just the most?

There will be hand-woven grass baskets, for the fortunate few who will attend this once in a lifetime event, filled with oodles of delightful gifts from those far-off and exotic places.

Carbon offset credits are to be given to every wealth, eco-conscious guest who arrives in a limo or who flies in on their private jet- which should be just about everyone. Oh, goose bumps.

The Obamas will be stylishly blending the old with the new for their transportation needs. Setting a fine example for us all, the new President will take a giant step backwards.

A fleet of factory custom, horse-drawn Lincoln Navigators will be arriving at the Obama’s new residence, as soon as the White House stables are completed. Until then -and just in time for this monumental event- zero emission modifications have been made to some of the existing Presidential motorcade vehicles.

Special commemorative programs are going to be handed out, made from re-cycled Lehman Brothers shares, which will feature glow in the dark printing so they can be read under the low wattage lighting. The ink is produced from the secretions of an endangered slug, only found deep in the Amazonian rain forest, and the program is completely biodegradable!

Al is even including anti-convulsives into every basket, to ensure that none of the beautiful people seizes during the celebration -from the pulsating compact florescent light bulbs. Here’s a guy who really shows he cares and knows that it’s not easy being green.

Hang on to you berets, it only gets better! Watch-out fashionistas, the yummy first couple are going to be wearing FGHF (Fabulously Green High Fashion) to the Green Ball, designed by none other than that haute couture maestro, Franco Le Frogg. Le Frogg, best known for his French Hippie Chic line from the mid-80s, has out done himself this time, and we have the picture to prove it.

Ummm, yes.  Michelle, you go girl!

What does all of this trend setting mean for the fashion conscious on a budget? According to our Green President Elect, Washington will be throwing a lot of green around in the next couple of years but it may be quiet a while before you see any in a town near you.

Until next time, this is Les James, hoping for all of  you, Prius Wishes and Carbon Neutral Dreams.

*JumpOut (a.k.a. JO -his abbreviated nom de plume) is from Louisiana, which is chock full of  these Rive Gauche types. At least 25% of New Orleans is still under French occupation, much of the rest is under it’s influence. Courtesy of the Free New Orleans Foundation.

No one asked nicely but Les James came back anyway despite all the crap that’s being tossed his way and getting his regular day taken.  You can find more of his satire and humor at Sideshow Mirrors.

Category: Political Humor Tags: Al Gore, Global Warming Humor, Going Green, Humour, Political Humor, President Obama, Presidential Inauguration Ball