Political Humor | Government Giving Away Free Crap

With the way the United States of Entitlement is going it will not be long before the government even offers crap for free…and people take them up on the offer.

Chris: Hey did you hear Barack Obama is giving away free crap?
Hank: Really? Sweet! Where do I get some?
Chris: No, he’s giving away actual crap.
Hank: Oh you mean the 2010 GM cars.
Chris: No, Obama is giving away crap in a paper bag for free to every American.
Hank: Hmmm. But it is free right?
Chris: Yes Hank but it is poop, feces. It’s frigging excrement in a bag!
Hank: But it’s free.
Chris: So basically, no matter what they are offering, as long as the government is doling it out for free you want it?
Hank: Sounds about right.
Chris: Maybe you should try for more than one bag of crap.
Hank: Dude that’s a great idea!
Chris: I’ve even heard that if you ask them they will deliver it to your house and set the bag on fire on your porch.
Hank: And it’s still free right?
Chris: *Sigh* Yes Hank, still free.
Hank: Awesome! I can’t wait for my free burning bag of feces.
Chris: I can’t wait for this nightmare to end.
Hank: What was that Chris?
Chris: Nothing, just wishful thinking.
Hank: Was that free too?
Chris: Yes, courtesy of Barack Obama and the liberals.
Hank: Wow the Democrats are awesome.
Chris: Awesome like a premature ejaculation.
Hank: What?
Chris: Nothing.

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Chris Cameron writes this weekly column as well as Political Humor Quick Hits here at Radioactive Liberty. You can also read more of his odd sense of funny at his humor blog Angry Seafood.