Political Humor | Grade A Choice

I am pro-choice. No. No. I’m not talking about abortion. That, my dear mongers and mongresses is the murder of human life. I’m talking about male birth control from the womb! WOW! This is the best thing since bacon®.

Just think if you don’t want to be hassled with grandchildren and babysitting, all a mongress has to do is eat lots of red meat. It turns out that her yet to be determined male child, if she has a male child, could quite possibly maybe have a chance to experience a low sperm count. Now, tell me, what guy wouldn’t love that excuse? “I’m shooting blanks because of my mommy.” (Yeah…it is always mom’s fault.) Granted, the guy’s wife might want to take toxic hormones to combat the “‘gender bending’ chemicals that act like human sex hormones” to become pregnant. (Then he’ll just be born with one eye and a twitch. He’ll probably end sentences with prepositions, too.)

Choose beef! Mmmmm….steak is yummy and now it has added benefits! Steak wrapped in bacon® is even yummier!

Don’t be surprised if Hillary adopts this as a campaign slogan since she worked so hard during her husband’s administration to limit population growth. (See: reproductive stuff…umm…she means abortion)