Happy Thanksgiving
There are a lot of things to be thankful for on this Thanksgiving Day of eating, drinking, watching football, and hanging out with family and friends.
Okay I think that about wraps up what I am thankful for. Have a great…
[Ed Note from cell phone: Chris you still have three hundred words left]
Great.
While everyone else at this conservative humor blog has already gone home I apparently have to write a full column. Okay fine. I’ll grab a few Harpoon IPA’s out of Fiar’s fridge and wing it…
I am thankful there is no reality show about Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and all their kids. Yet.
Speaking of kids, they have no idea how easy they have it. We had to walk to school and back uphill in a snowstorm (there was no global warming then) both ways, using our belt to carry our books no less. Naturally, it took forever to get there because we had to keep pulling up our pants.
Today kids wear their pants halfway down their ass. Where is the thanks?
Next thing you know there will no longer be a ‘kids’ table at Thanksgiving dinner. When will the madness end?
I am thankful that I am able to buy Christmas decorations in October.
Speaking of holidays how come Christmas is the only one that has so much music? There’s no Easter music or Labor Day music. Sure, there is Halloween music but that is a no brainer.
Okay I think the beer is getting to me so it is time to sign off. Have a safe and happy Thanksgiving everyone.
Chris Cameron writes this political humor column every Thursday here at Radioactive Liberty. You can also read his strange sense of funny at his humor blog Angry Seafood.
Also check out Politically Correct Thanksgiving. The contribution Chris made last year.
Category: Political Humor Tags: Happy Thanksgiving, Humour, Political Humor
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I think that little girl is going to stick that roll up the dog’s butt. I know she would if she was a member of my family.
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Gee, Chris, too bad you don’t live where I do, where we can have Christmas all year long!
http://www.bronners.com/
It’s so awesome. I made the mistake of taking the kids and DH there a couple months back, and I couldn’t pull them out of the store (figuratively speaking, since that was around the time I was about to have a wheelchair permanently attached to my ass) for like 2 hours after we were actually DONE shopping.
This year, I have lots to be thankful for. Re-reading my own posts from this time last year, I was doubly thankful.
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Happy Thanksgiving.
(To everyone at this site.)
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“and the savages sat on the filthy ground and ate with their fingers. Later that evening, in the woods, one of their women squealed. Apparently she had never seen a man who was circumcised…”
Excerpts from -A True Account of the First Thanksgiving by Sir Malcolm MacDougl
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I hope you and yours had a wonderful Thanksgiving.
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That’s no roll Fair that’s a stick of butter!
Hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving.
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Sticks of butter??? Paula Deen was at the first thanksgiving dinner too?
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Happy Thanksgiving All!!!
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Just stopping by to keep the terrorists from victory.
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