I’m just a Revulsican Fascist Brownshirt Nazi Homophobe, and all this talk lately about Homosexuality is really creeping me out. As a gay hating, intolerant Christofascist [even though I'm an athiest] it disturbs me when people discuss sword swallowers and the like. I really don’t keep up to date on the current trends as to how we are to refer to rump rangers in a way that the butthole surfers will consider to be sensitive to their deviant lifestyle.
So I ask you, my devoted readers [who are hopefully not archers of loaf], what the proper terminology is these days. I really am willing to make a sincere effort to behave in a more tolerant fashion toward the limpwrists in our society, no matter how repulsive I find their behavior, but I just don’t know how.
I’m fairly certain the fags don’t like to be called “cock sucker” anymore, but is “bone pirate” still acceptable, or do they prefer “meat smugglers?”
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17 responses so far ↓
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richj
// Oct 5, 2006 at 7:05 pm
Try pillow-biters.
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von
// Oct 5, 2006 at 7:15 pm
I…I…Could see the…BLOWHOLE on that!!! I SAW THE BLOWHOLE!!1!!
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UNCLE MAC
// Oct 5, 2006 at 11:23 pm
Hmmmmmm….perhaps “moderate muslim”. I think that’s what the democRATS call them…
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SeanS
// Oct 6, 2006 at 4:08 am
How about fudge-packers? Maybe ass-spelunkers? I’m not too good at this sort of thing.
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jt
// Oct 6, 2006 at 8:10 am
How about Ass-Marauders…
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FIAR
// Oct 6, 2006 at 12:33 pm
Is “rectal rooters” considered insensitive? I’m Just trying to fit in with the gay community.
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Dr. Phat Tony
// Oct 6, 2006 at 1:36 pm
Don’t worry, if one starts yelling at you, you can tell them to Shut their cock holster or close their cum dumpster
8
Skul
// Oct 6, 2006 at 2:11 pm
Oh-oh, Von is talking about dolphins on porpoise again.
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Insolublog
// Oct 6, 2006 at 4:35 pm
That’s ALL Dr. Phat Tony has to offer? I thought he was a master of ho[b & m]o beatings.
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RT
// Oct 6, 2006 at 10:29 pm
WOW!
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jt
// Oct 7, 2006 at 7:41 am
Rump-Rangers has a nice ring to it.
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fmragtops
// Oct 7, 2006 at 11:42 am
Fitch, at least you aren’t trying to fit the gay community in you…
I think ass-marauders has a certain sensitivity to it. Pillow-biters would be acceptable too, I think. I mean, who doesn’t like pillows?
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Wyatt Earp
// Oct 7, 2006 at 1:33 pm
How about Barney Frank-ophiles?
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FIAR
// Oct 8, 2006 at 1:15 am
Fudge packers?
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Dave S.
// Oct 9, 2006 at 4:28 pm
Bwah! After my own heart here.
How about sperm-burper?
Maybe butt-monkey?
16 Radioactive Liberty // Nov 3, 2006 at 4:22 pm
Now That’s Hot!…
We all know that women are like uncovered meat. The Bran Muffin, or Mufti or something, of Australia said so. I agree. Women are like uncovered meat, which is awesome
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