I’m just a Revulsican Fascist Brownshirt Nazi Homophobe, and all this talk lately about Homosexuality is really creeping me out. As a gay hating, intolerant Christofascist [even though I'm an athiest] it disturbs me when people discuss sword swallowers and the like. I really don’t keep up to date on the current trends as to how we are to refer to rump rangers in a way that the butthole surfers will consider to be sensitive to their deviant lifestyle.

So I ask you, my devoted readers [who are hopefully not archers of loaf], what the proper terminology is these days. I really am willing to make a sincere effort to behave in a more tolerant fashion toward the limpwrists in our society, no matter how repulsive I find their behavior, but I just don’t know how.

I’m fairly certain the fags don’t like to be called “cock sucker” anymore, but is “bone pirate” still acceptable, or do they prefer “meat smugglers?”

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