Comments on: Helping the World with the Presidential Election Money http://radioactiveliberty.com/helping-the-world-with-the-presidential-election-money/ Conservative Political Humor|Satire|Parody Sat, 20 Mar 2010 03:55:21 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: BobG http://radioactiveliberty.com/helping-the-world-with-the-presidential-election-money/comment-page-1/#comment-9283 BobG Fri, 01 Feb 2008 05:34:15 +0000 http://radioactiveliberty.com/helping-the-world-with-the-presidential-election-money/#comment-9283 I would use the money to build a giant rocket, and shoot Ron Paul into space. I would use the money to build a giant rocket, and shoot Ron Paul into space.

]]> By: Chris C http://radioactiveliberty.com/helping-the-world-with-the-presidential-election-money/comment-page-1/#comment-9134 Chris C Fri, 25 Jan 2008 07:57:32 +0000 http://radioactiveliberty.com/helping-the-world-with-the-presidential-election-money/#comment-9134 What is funny is the Digg I submitted for this last week now has zero diggs. hehe think I might have touched a nerve with someone. Now if I could just get a few hundred more people to react like that. What is funny is the Digg I submitted for this last week now has zero diggs. hehe think I might have touched a nerve with someone.

Now if I could just get a few hundred more people to react like that.

]]> By: Pope Terry http://radioactiveliberty.com/helping-the-world-with-the-presidential-election-money/comment-page-1/#comment-9114 Pope Terry Wed, 23 Jan 2008 04:58:54 +0000 http://radioactiveliberty.com/helping-the-world-with-the-presidential-election-money/#comment-9114 I'll put a fatwa on J-lo... god bless sexual innuendo I’ll put a fatwa on J-lo… god bless sexual innuendo

]]> By: BrentD http://radioactiveliberty.com/helping-the-world-with-the-presidential-election-money/comment-page-1/#comment-9083 BrentD Fri, 18 Jan 2008 15:15:23 +0000 http://radioactiveliberty.com/helping-the-world-with-the-presidential-election-money/#comment-9083 Sign me up for the fatwa on J-Lo. We could tie her to a stake in a jungle somewhere, and then while the jihad extremists have her surrounded, release giant ravenous man-eating serpents to finish them all off. Not only do we solve many plaguing foreign policy problems, we can make a gizillion dollars marketing the whole thing as Anaconda 3: Snakes of Justice. Sign me up for the fatwa on J-Lo.

We could tie her to a stake in a jungle somewhere, and then while the jihad extremists have her surrounded, release giant ravenous man-eating serpents to finish them all off.

Not only do we solve many plaguing foreign policy problems, we can make a gizillion dollars marketing the whole thing as Anaconda 3: Snakes of Justice.

]]> By: Pope Terry http://radioactiveliberty.com/helping-the-world-with-the-presidential-election-money/comment-page-1/#comment-9082 Pope Terry Fri, 18 Jan 2008 05:56:20 +0000 http://radioactiveliberty.com/helping-the-world-with-the-presidential-election-money/#comment-9082 Macy's gift voucher... Macy’s gift voucher…

]]> By: RT http://radioactiveliberty.com/helping-the-world-with-the-presidential-election-money/comment-page-1/#comment-9080 RT Fri, 18 Jan 2008 00:01:46 +0000 http://radioactiveliberty.com/helping-the-world-with-the-presidential-election-money/#comment-9080 I'd use my money to help crack whores. Crack whores need love, too. Well, that would only take half the money, since crack whores don't eat much. Hmm...I'd spend the rest on me. That would better mankind, because then I wouldn't be working (opens up a job for someone else), I'd have a few houses (again, creating more jobs), and I'd need lots of electronics, cars, and a boat. Yep, I'd be creating lots of jobs. I’d use my money to help crack whores. Crack whores need love, too.

Well, that would only take half the money, since crack whores don’t eat much.

Hmm…I’d spend the rest on me. That would better mankind, because then I wouldn’t be working (opens up a job for someone else), I’d have a few houses (again, creating more jobs), and I’d need lots of electronics, cars, and a boat. Yep, I’d be creating lots of jobs.

]]> By: Angie http://radioactiveliberty.com/helping-the-world-with-the-presidential-election-money/comment-page-1/#comment-9079 Angie Thu, 17 Jan 2008 22:41:37 +0000 http://radioactiveliberty.com/helping-the-world-with-the-presidential-election-money/#comment-9079 I can't say for sure what I'd spend it on, but I sure wouldn't give one red cent to the current crop of asshats running this time around. I can’t say for sure what I’d spend it on, but I sure wouldn’t give one red cent to the current crop of asshats running this time around.

]]> By: Wyatt Earp http://radioactiveliberty.com/helping-the-world-with-the-presidential-election-money/comment-page-1/#comment-9078 Wyatt Earp Thu, 17 Jan 2008 21:34:14 +0000 http://radioactiveliberty.com/helping-the-world-with-the-presidential-election-money/#comment-9078 Send in the clowns . . . to Iraq. Bawahahahahahahahaha!!! Send in the clowns . . . to Iraq.

Bawahahahahahahahaha!!!

]]> By: Jagular http://radioactiveliberty.com/helping-the-world-with-the-presidential-election-money/comment-page-1/#comment-9076 Jagular Thu, 17 Jan 2008 19:20:57 +0000 http://radioactiveliberty.com/helping-the-world-with-the-presidential-election-money/#comment-9076 Yeah. That's what marriage is. Yeah. That’s what marriage is.

]]> By: Howard http://radioactiveliberty.com/helping-the-world-with-the-presidential-election-money/comment-page-1/#comment-9075 Howard Thu, 17 Jan 2008 19:06:28 +0000 http://radioactiveliberty.com/helping-the-world-with-the-presidential-election-money/#comment-9075 I think I would buy a big throne and help put someone on it. I tired of having the freedom to choose (some things. meow.) and want to live my life based on the daily-changing whims of one person. I think I would buy a big throne and help put someone on it. I tired of having the freedom to choose (some things. meow.) and want to live my life based on the daily-changing whims of one person.

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