[...] but to make it you need to take matters into your own hands. I once survived by going to Mexico and coming back as an illegal alien so try and think outside the [...]

[...] representatives (notice I didn’t use leaders) to pick the locks on our money chest. Remember, we picked ‘em before they picked the locks … and our [...]

I would use the money to build a giant rocket, and shoot Ron Paul into space.

What is funny is the Digg I submitted for this last week now has zero diggs. hehe think I might have touched a nerve with someone.

Now if I could just get a few hundred more people to react like that.

I’ll put a fatwa on J-lo… god bless sexual innuendo

Sign me up for the fatwa on J-Lo.

We could tie her to a stake in a jungle somewhere, and then while the jihad extremists have her surrounded, release giant ravenous man-eating serpents to finish them all off.

Not only do we solve many plaguing foreign policy problems, we can make a gizillion dollars marketing the whole thing as Anaconda 3: Snakes of Justice.

Macy’s gift voucher…

I’d use my money to help crack whores. Crack whores need love, too.

Well, that would only take half the money, since crack whores don’t eat much.

Hmm…I’d spend the rest on me. That would better mankind, because then I wouldn’t be working (opens up a job for someone else), I’d have a few houses (again, creating more jobs), and I’d need lots of electronics, cars, and a boat. Yep, I’d be creating lots of jobs.

I can’t say for sure what I’d spend it on, but I sure wouldn’t give one red cent to the current crop of asshats running this time around.

Send in the clowns . . . to Iraq.

Bawahahahahahahahaha!!!