It has been reported that Hillary Clinton plans to drop out of the Democrat Presidential Primary this weekend. She even plans to go so far as to endorse Barack Obama for President of all 58 states.
Now, I am not normally one to toot my own horn and claim that I am awesome, but I do think it’s pretty clear that the tipping point of the Obama campaign was our endorsement of Barack Obama for President.
Without our support, we would be announcing today that Hillary Clinton will soon be ordained as the baby eater in chief. I probably shouldn’t take all the credit, but I will anyway, because this is my political humor site, and I can. Dammit.
Humor-Blogs.com agrees that I am awesome.
- Harvey sums up the race with a picture.
- Scott Ott has a copy of Hillary Clinton’s concession speech and endorsement of Obama.
- The Nose on Your Face features a new TV show starring Obama.
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6 responses so far ↓
1
Les James
// Jun 4, 2008 at 10:52 pm
Does this mean that the horror is over? Can I bring the children out of the basement?
2
Fiar
// Jun 4, 2008 at 11:20 pm
Well, not until you shoot her with a silver bullet, drive a stake through her heart, and cut off her head. I’m not really sure which type of undead she is, so we need to be thorough.
3
Alex L.
// Jun 5, 2008 at 12:02 am
I think its fair for you to take the credit for this.
But well you gotta just hope no one gets her wet or feeds her after midnight, then the shit will really fly.
4
Chris C
// Jun 5, 2008 at 1:38 am
“I’m not really sure which type of undead she is, so we need to be thorough.”
I nominate this as the retarded argument for this week: Which type of undead being is Hillary Clinton?
5
Eileen
// Jun 8, 2008 at 5:03 pm
So it is your fault?
If this guy does a bad job as president, by cutting our defense, then I can blame you.
6
Fiar
// Jun 8, 2008 at 8:58 pm
Sure. If he ever gets his head unstuck from the mop bucket, then you can go ahead and blame me.
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