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Great article. I learned a lot about hippies.

Thanks

Listen to this crap…Recruiters are too aggressive…Hmm…watch their ‘aggression’…they dont indoctrinate kids as liberal idiot moms drag their children thru the streets. Look how they disrespect authority. I would have shot these worthless pieces of trash. Punk SOB’s they are and they cry and complain when they get their butts kicked or tased by a cop. They have no purpose,no normal reaction ,they are unproductive and mentally disturbed. They are so pissed off they were under a draft and forced to go to war, anti war my Irish ass….this is about a bunch of twisted pathetic worthless nobodies who are having a temper tantrum against society. They hate rules, they hate authority, it is why they hate God and religion because there are rules,commandments to follow.

Peaceful protest my ass, there is nothing peaceful about these scumballs.

Buy a civilian model Taser. They are legal in all but like four states. Are you too disabled for that? If so, I am for hire, and I am sure FIAR could be persuaded to beat a few extra hippies for someone in need.

Hippie taxidermy lessons would be great. I don’t think mounting a hippie would be particularly scary for kids, if it were used as a teaching tool for identification and beating methods. You might also use it as a coat rack for fur and/or leather coats. Or… hang a garbage bag on it and fill it with plastic water bottles and disposable diapers – you know, all the stuff they complain never rots and sits in landfills forever…

The title is actually a good one, but I see how it might cause confusion. A hippie would assume lessons on taxidermy would follow, but so might a non-hippie VICTIM of hippies – courtesy of the “education” system in this country. Even *I* had to dredge the dusty recesses of my mind for a moment (or twelve) for the word “taxonomy.”

Is there a test or some process by which one can prove they are not a hippie? I worry about that now, since JO waved spiked footwear and rubber hoses in my direction, and knowing how “weird” I am. I need a certificate or something to wave around during my beating, so at least he doesn’t enjoy it.

What does one do if one is physically incapable of beating hippies? Can I have a proxy? Do I get credit for it, or the proxy, or do we share? Am I still allowed to enjoy it, or is that reserved solely for the one doing the actual beating? I need info here, guys.

Hippie taxidermy is the next lesson.

Well, you smell like a hippie. You really need to remember to wash up after hippie beating runs.

@RT: Did they leave out the “and no religion too” line as well?

You sound like a hippie.