Comments on: Hippie Taxonomy: A Quick Reference Guide

By: Morgan Richman - Make Money

Morgan Richman - Make Money — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 12:39:56 +0000

Great article. I learned a lot about hippies.

Thanks

By: Babs

Babs — Sat, 03 Jan 2009 20:24:26 +0000

Listen to this crap…Recruiters are too aggressive…Hmm…watch their ‘aggression’…they dont indoctrinate kids as liberal idiot moms drag their children thru the streets. Look how they disrespect authority. I would have shot these worthless pieces of trash. Punk SOB’s they are and they cry and complain when they get their butts kicked or tased by a cop. They have no purpose,no normal reaction ,they are unproductive and mentally disturbed. They are so pissed off they were under a draft and forced to go to war, anti war my Irish ass….this is about a bunch of twisted pathetic worthless nobodies who are having a temper tantrum against society. They hate rules, they hate authority, it is why they hate God and religion because there are rules,commandments to follow.

Peaceful protest my ass, there is nothing peaceful about these scumballs.

By: JumpOut

JumpOut — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 00:47:20 +0000

Buy a civilian model Taser. They are legal in all but like four states. Are you too disabled for that? If so, I am for hire, and I am sure FIAR could be persuaded to beat a few extra hippies for someone in need.

By: Angie

Angie — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 19:12:10 +0000

Hippie taxidermy lessons would be great. I don’t think mounting a hippie would be particularly scary for kids, if it were used as a teaching tool for identification and beating methods. You might also use it as a coat rack for fur and/or leather coats. Or… hang a garbage bag on it and fill it with plastic water bottles and disposable diapers – you know, all the stuff they complain never rots and sits in landfills forever…

The title is actually a good one, but I see how it might cause confusion. A hippie would assume lessons on taxidermy would follow, but so might a non-hippie VICTIM of hippies – courtesy of the “education” system in this country. Even *I* had to dredge the dusty recesses of my mind for a moment (or twelve) for the word “taxonomy.”

Is there a test or some process by which one can prove they are not a hippie? I worry about that now, since JO waved spiked footwear and rubber hoses in my direction, and knowing how “weird” I am. I need a certificate or something to wave around during my beating, so at least he doesn’t enjoy it.

What does one do if one is physically incapable of beating hippies? Can I have a proxy? Do I get credit for it, or the proxy, or do we share? Am I still allowed to enjoy it, or is that reserved solely for the one doing the actual beating? I need info here, guys.

By: Fiar

Fiar — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 16:22:44 +0000

Hippie taxidermy is the next lesson.

By: Fiar

Fiar — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 16:21:40 +0000

Well, you smell like a hippie. You really need to remember to wash up after hippie beating runs.

By: Chris C

Chris C — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 06:42:10 +0000

@RT: Did they leave out the “and no religion too” line as well?

By: JumpOut

JumpOut — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 06:12:20 +0000

You sound like a hippie.

By: Fiar

Fiar — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 06:00:56 +0000

Of course, concepts like “today” and “yesterday” are just as contrived.

By: Fiar

Fiar — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 05:54:59 +0000

Yes happy arbitrary date change based on an arbitrary measurement of time based on an arbitrary mathematical system.

It’s almost as if it weren’t for all these arbitrary and contrived systems of measurement, today would merely be the day after yesterday, just like it is every other day.