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I already started one.

Rich I just wanted to make sure you weren’t defaming the good name of Bacon!® (before it becomes Bacon!®).

No, not pigs. Pigs are beautiful and they give us Bacon!®.

Pugs, as in the dumbass ugly worthless pos “dogs”.

Rich Are you sure you didn’t mean to say that they look like Pigs? Are they pigs? Bacon!®

FrogsterI’d like to see a showdown like that, but the last I heard, Drater G’nikcuf was pissing himself at the thought of facing Norom.

Skul Just don’t use the self-checkout line if you have more than 20. The people with only one will be pissed.

I only have 72. I stole them off some dead jihadi. They’re kinda fat and hairy, and look like pugs, but they’re virgins nonetheless.

I’ll take one richj, if it’s not too much trouble.
Is there a limit?

Hmm. Drater G’nikcuf sounds wise and fair. I’d like to see a cage match between him and Norom, so I can worship the deity with the most street cred.

I found some virgins to sacrifice. Any takers?

Skul, In the name of Norom, I command you to get it right when you invoke the sacred name of Bacon®

Laurie I only wish I could Know to what extent that’s the case.

Disciple Rich and Disciple Frogster Your ytidiputs is strong. I am sure there is a place in Heaven for each of you.

RT Three cheers for Vitamin Bacon®

Diesel I suspected as much

Chris Whoever said the aliens were gods? Did you even read the book? For the love of Toidi.